BLESS. YOU.

I had to spend $300 on a new car key because I left them in an Uber and the driver refuses to return them for some reason. I’m going back to Lyft. It’s more expensive in the moment, but the $3 more I would’ve spent on a Lyft was $296 less than what I ended up spending on the uber that still won’t return my property.

BTS as things my college peers have said.

Kim Seokjin (Jin): I might have failed my exam, but at least I looked good while doing it.

Min Yoongi (Suga): *Shivers* Oh sorry I just thought about capitalism 

Jung Hoseok (J-hope): Do you think if I scream we can get out of class early?

Kim Namjoon (RM): I’m going to fail this test *ends up getting a 106 somehow*

Park Jimin: *Laughs at everything the teacher says*

Kim Taehyung (V): This schoolwork is hurting my brain so I’m just going to take a nap. *falls asleep in library*

Jeon Jungkook: I may be able to lift these weights but I sure as hell can’t lift this grade.

Dear Men Writers

Lesser known facts when writing women:

High heeled shoes don’t become flats if you break the heels off.

The posts of earrings aren’t sharp.

Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.

You can’t hold in a period like pee.

Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.

Feel free to add your own.

Queen

SHE👏DID👏THAT

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Those taken by the media are no exception. Please co-operate with this. Guideline for departures to be announced later.

When you hear BTS have arrived in Korea, you may use the English version of the hashtag #아공캠페인챌린지 → #ARMYAirportEtiquette and join the agreement of not sharing/posting airport pictures for the sake of BTS’ safety in the future.

I love Steve

Tony: You wanna hear a joke?

Stephen: …Fine

Tony: Knock knock

Stephen: Who’s there?

Tony: Choke.

Stephen: Choke who?

Tony: Choke me d-

Steve: *pops up from behind the couch* CHOKING HAZARD UNSUITABLE FOR KIDS BELOW THREE YEARS OLD SOMEONE PLEASE HAND ME SOME HOLY WATER BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE

I will love you all and wish you well until the day I die. However, if you don’t appreciate Namjoon I simply cannot respect you as an Army. I’m sorry, I just can’t. If you’re disrespectful to any of the members, especially Namjoon, it just hurts me. Namjoon really is the backbone of BTS.

Yes, they all are important and have their own role in the group. But Namjoon is always the one that they look to when they’re lost. Namjoon is always the one that gives thoughtful and long speeches, starts their introduction, encourages the others to speak up in interviews. Without Namjoon, BTS wouldn’t be where they are right now.

It’s a possibility that they could still be big, but Namjoon has always been there for everyone when they needed a shoulder to lean on. 

Of course, being hateful towards any single member or line, such as the Hyung line, is the same. I just want to point out how important Namjoon is because I always see people shitting on him for no reason and it absolutely disgusts me.

I’m already tired of the posts condemning Stan Lee for things he’s said–especially things he said as a geriatric 90+ year old straight white man. Like god fucking damn this is why I can’t stand Tumblr, Twitter, and hyper “walking on eggshells” culture. The moment someone dies it’s “you can’t be said about this CUZ THEY BAD.”  

I don’t even see how his comments were homophobic. Sure they weren’t open-minded, but nothing was hateful about it. He (along with Ditko) created Peter Parker, and Peter was conceived as a straight, white guy. This is what he said:  

“I think the world has a place for gay superheroes, certainly, but, again, I don’t see any reason to change the sexual proclivities of a character once they’ve been established. I have no problem with creating new, homosexual superheroes. It has nothing to do with being anti-gay, or anti-black, or anti-Latino, or anything like that. Latino characters should stay Latino. The Black Panther should certainly not be Swiss. I just see no reason to change that which has already been established when it’s so easy to add new characters. I say create new characters the way you want to. Hell, I’ll do it myself.”

Like… having a preference a character one created remains the same doesn’t make that person bigoted–especially when that character is their creation. I… I don’t get it. He even said he’d support a non-white, non-straight Spider-Man (as in the mantle/superhero identity), he just preferred Peter Parker to remain the way he created him. And, again, Lee is a product of his time. He made most of these comments when he was super old. He grew up in a totally different era (an era for which, at the time, Lee was considered very progressive). 

I’m tired.

at 6:30am this seemed way funnier than it probably is

Not to be a downer but if i had to, at 12 years old, listen to my mother tell me all the different ways men would want to hurt my body, and how i might prevent that, then i really feel like teenage boys can handle a conversation with their parents that starts “let’s talk about consent”