What To Do If You Find Yourself Homless- Written By Someone Who Has Actually Been Homeless

Look, I know my skin and I are not in good terms but bro it’s not that serious…

The Avengers on a Trip

Stephen: Can you guys please be quiet?

Thor: *is asleep*

Clint: Haha nope!

Bruce: Please lower your voice, Clint… Thor is sleeping.

Peter: *takes weird selfies* This is totally gonna blow up Instagram.

Steve: Why am I the one who’s driving? I have no idea where I’m going.

Tony: Calm down, everyone! I’m trying to count the horses outside and you all keep distracting me.

Natasha: I need to get out of here and fuck someone up.

Mantis: We’re gonna have so much fun when we arrive!

Quill: Yeah, fun…

Gamora: *is very disgusted*

Scott: Wait, where is Bucky?

Sam: I swear he was just here…

Bucky: *was accidentally left at home, alone*

Omfg

I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”

So fucked up, but please be aware..

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

You know what I don’t get?  When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters.  It’s like?  You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it?  Bruh.  I have already named my firstborn after you.  Dude.

Chiune Sugihara. This man saved 6000 Jews. He was a Japanese diplomat in Lithuania. When the Nazis began rounding up Jews, Sugihara risked his life to start issuing unlawful travel visas to Jews. He hand-wrote them 18 hrs a day. The day his consulate closed and he had to evacuate, witnesses claim he was STILL writing visas and throwing from the train as he pulled away. He saved 6000 lives. The world didn’t know what he’d done until Israel honored him in 1985, the year before he died.

this website is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE-

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

Oh my god that’s such a moooood

if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch

idols deserve to date whoever they want even if it’s another idol and they shoudn’t get shitted on because of it

So cool

Eight mystical spells and powers used by Doctor Strange in Avengers: Infinity War.