So pretty
death doesn’t understand why none of her friends like her anymore.
one day, she notices life staring at her from across the table but never looks her in the eyes. she thinks something is there, but they never touch.
but life gives her presents.
tiny little things. fragile creatures. she sends them to death, and they take a while to get to her. (sometimes they only take a few moments though. for some reason, this makes death sad.)
life sends death beautiful creatures, painted black and ivory and golden and purple. and death cries out of bittersweet joy, because when life’s gifts reach death, they’re gone. (she wonders if it’s a blessing or a curse that every creature befalls the same fate.)
death learns to wait patiently for each new thing life sends her way.
sometimes life giggles and death catches herself blushing. she wants to get closer to life, but she knows what will happen if she does.
for millennia, life and death play a game of cat and mouse. life sends death beautifully wrapped presents and once death receives them, she places them in gorgeous boxes and gently lowers them into the ground, always leaving a single rose on top.
nothing changed about their exchange for millions of years.
until you came along.
and suddenly, everything was different.
Wtf most women don’r even know they are pregnant at 6 weeks. This is violence.
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You thought once human can create a better imitation of themselves, they’ll get rid of the inconvenient fatal weakness.
we are talking about strangefamily and supremefamily, but did anyone consider donutfamily?
Toooooo soooooon
Steve: Do you know how much money it takes to kill the Stark family?
Tony: How much?
Steve: One buck
Tony:
Steve:
Tony: I-
Absolutely astonishing
[ wallpaper / lockscreen ] ‘FAKE LOVE’ Official MV
See no evil….
Design for a poster I’ll have at my booth for an upcoming con!
This
trailer literally shows her being tortured, her preparing for battle, her in training, her confused and lost, if she fuckin smiled at any point of that trailer shed look fucking insane why the fuck are men and women so pressed when seeing a badass female superhero serious? im not even gonna ask what the Fuck is wrong with you all cause its clear as day, but what i will do is tell you to go fuck yourself if you think that trailer is any indication of how brie is a bad actress in any way
I dead
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
Morgan: *trying to open a jar* shitty ass lid
Pepper: *looks at tony* I wonder where she got that from
Tony: the fucking fridge