I’m having a really hard time going through the Fizzmodeus-tag lately. It just feels like every second post there is used to berate and insult people who prefer the “fucked-up power dynamic”-thing over the “just sweet and kiny”-thing with those two.
Even though there’s ample evidence for both and nothing is certain yet.
I was originally fine with either outcome being canon, but not if it basically serves as a reward for fans who were being bullies and holier-than-thou assholes because they didn’t like a different interpretation of their ship.
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shame on you gaud. you haven't given me anxiety. you've only made me hornier for clowns.
i can assure you the shame here is not on me
I like how this implies healer is a gender now
Warnings: a lot of swearing
I had fun writing the last one and ya’ll seemed to like it so part 2 baby lets gooooo
take a shot every time you see the word “imagine” “they’d” and “also”
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the moment the gang finally realizes the game was self aware was during a usual saturday session, music and all that
they were talking abt random stuff when suddenly
“Where is that music coming from??”
the group stops talking for a second like ???
“.. haha veeery funny ____, I can recognize your venti impression from a mile away” “ I’m pretty sure ____ said they were getting a sandwich like 2 mins ago” “a”
after a bit of freaking tf out they decided to try and talk with the characters
unfortunately (or fortunately), this doesn’t stop a couple of them from simping
like after every sentence that comes out of zhongli’s mouth, that one mf would always be like “hehe free asmr go brrrrr”
this also means a lot more annoying Childe
“ *sonic voice* UR TOO SLOWWWWW” “hehe zhongli ult go ☄️” “yall go behind childe during the whale atk, his blind ass can’t hit us from there”
needless to say, Childe would be giving a teensy bit more dmg compared to their first fight with the traveler
I imagine it’d be nice to have a bit more interaction with their faves other than the voice lines :’)
speaking of, they’d also have group wishing sessions where they gather all their primos and wish together so they can somehow combine their luck
“WOOO AYAKAAAAAA MY BABYYYYYYYY” “FUCK i got another diona >:( ” “have you tried getting good”
ayato and ayaka getting all the hugs I can tell you that much
some characters like Thoma would be confused why they would be so excited to see him
“FUCK YEA MY BBY THOMA CAME HOMEEE” “oh COME ON. c6 diona >:( ” “L” “____ I will find you and turn you into a fish”
I imagine they’ll also try to teach the chars about their devices, but they’re very bad at explaining
“Where’s that music coming from? I don’t see anyone around??” “oh! it’s pre-recorded music. so we can listen to it whenever” stuff like that
and oh archons don’t get me started on meme and vine references
“it is so bad, i want to give you a zero. but that’s not possible. so i give you, a one.” “SHUSH i didnt realize we were fighting the pyro flower” “BUT YOU HAD THE BALLS TO CHOOSE AMBER??” “TO BE FAIR I ONLY HEARD THAT WE WERE FIGHTING A FLOWER”
And at the end of each session, they’ll likely spend their time in the teapot to chill
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should I make a part 3 for just the character interaction?
Warning: swear words, two trucks by lemon demon is mentioned
this is just me dipping my toes into this sort of thing lol. I just wanted to get some thoughts out and I thought some of them were entertaining enough to be put out there.
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like imagine it’s mostly a normal sagau but after a while they get like 4 gods/goddesses
the characters would probably be able to see their player via a screen, only for them to suddenly be talking to 3 other voices without anyone being in the room w them??
Chongyun or Hu Tao would probably think there’s ghosts in their apartment
eventually they grasp the concept of discord calls
the group would probs help each other out with commissions, but more often than not would rather fuck around and fight different bosses
the characters would be terrified of the constant deaths, but since I don’t like angst, it would be lightened a bit due to how fucking chaotic the friendgroup would be
oceanid would be when they’re the loudest
“lol imagine dying to a crab” “OH IM SORRY MISTER/MISS ‘LEAVE IT TO ME’, NOT EVERYONE HAS A LVL 87 NOELLE JUST SITTING IN THEIR CHARACTER ARCHIVE” “NOELLE IS BEST GIRL AND YOU KNOW IT”
As for the characters, it depends on what’s happening/who’s on the team (ima be focusing on like my most recent chars)
Bennet, Fischl, and the other kids would most likely learn gen z slang from them
“I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, descend upo— Oh, traveler, it’s been a minute.”
then they all turn around like ???
Zhongli would be confused but will try to use the slang occasionally (much to the players’ dismay)
“If you'd like to see Liyue's tourist spots, I have a few references that ‘hit different’.”
meanwhile the players are just sobbing in the corner like ??????????????
alternatively, there would be times where the players would just,,,, walk around
maybe just chill in a random area with music in the bg and talk
I’d like to think they’d take turns playing music, and their music tastes would vary to an insane degree
So all of teyvat would be vibing to The Oh Hellos and then all of a sudden Two Trucks is playing
“wait what song is thi—” “TWO TRUCKS HAVING S-” “NOT THIS AGAIN” “LMAOSIDJSKKD”
Overall, they’d just be some chaotic peeps doing stupid shit together and beating up childe for fun <33
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How talk would you say each ninja is to each other? Shortest to tallest kinda thing
Jay is the tallest