Why Has No One Told Me About Self Aware Genshin Tumblr /pos

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

Congratulations on being born🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍪

It was a lot of work on my part I’m sure

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

References are hard as fU-

SAGAU: 4 MORE OR LESS PT. 5

Let's pretend I didn't die for like a year JDKSJDJ

let's dive back in!!

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The group is back and still fucking insane. /pos

they found insane in events, try to one up each other with minigames, the usual

+a new friend who joins in sometimes to either just watch or join in the fun!

Let's give some love to (some of) the characters I haven't written abt, shall we?

Alhaitham

Diluc has a new person to suffer with

"He could park that big Mac truck right in this li-" "shut"

Diluc and Alhaitham would be used a lot in the same team!

Diluc, watching them simp over Alhaitham: first time?

Tighnari & Cyno

They fucking adore these mfs ngl

Because at least 2 of them could fit Cyno or Tighnari interchangeablely

"Where do bees keep their documents?" "... Bees don't have docume-" "In the arc-hives" "SHUT U-"

Cyno would love learning new jokes and explaining them to Tighnari

And Tighnari would be fond of everyone's sass

Goofy little guys for sure

Wanderer

"REDEMPTION ARC FR!!"

Very happy he's finally playable, but one character is a bit salty they couldn't have his og design be at least optional

They would have so much fun goofing around with his skill and he would be amused asf

"It's over, Romeo! I have the high ground!!" "GET UR ASS DOWN HERE WE HAVE A FLOWER TO FIGHT"

Dehya

"Mommy? Sorry- mommy? Sorry-"

At least one of them whaled for her

"was it even worth it-" "FUCK YOU SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!"

Taking Dehya to the desert to get her ascension materials <33

She'd probably worry if they don't care for themselves enough, maybe do less or more dmg to encourage those guys to take a break?

Extras!!

Using Wanderer, Keqing, Zhongli, and Venti to visit higher areas

During Childe boss fight, they move the fight to where all the mora is and Childe is very confused

New skins... But no money......

Full archon team!! The archon appreciate the extra time to talk amongst themselves

New bosses, new chaos

"GOD DAMN IT WHY DIDN'T ANYONE PICK A HYDRO CHAR" "we don't have any good ones!" "and you decide to use PYRO AGAINST PYRO?!"

Scaramouche boss fight is fun

"How dare you? Have you no dignity?" "We don't do shit with dignity!"

"Do you.. Wanna rephrase tha-" "I know what I said >:("

more soon!

I bet like at least 10 people will start making purple guy references

Saw this sneaky man in the almond cookie video

Oh wow a sona

SkyKid things

Stone: Vinnie, why is your hair so short?

Fanart for @zeddyzi and their comic Ramshackle! You can find the comic on tumblr I highly suggest you read it-