Y’all Heard Of Elf On The Shelf.

they clearly have different priorities

*Point at Kenny* This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

why cant i just have bi positivity posts. i rb one and go "hm wait" and i check op and 9 times out of ten theyre a fucking panphobe im so sick of this bi and pan ppl are friends we're friends shut the fuck up im so tired

april fools! 🤡🎉

dumb lip sync practice, i guess. oof it’s so short.

audio

"goth stan!" "stan's a jock!" wrong. stan's a fucking idiot - hope this helps

i’m sitting at a starbucks in barnes n noble and there’s a small family w a little baby and the baby went “SCREEEEEEEEEgdblbghlb” and the dad goes “HEY! what does that even mean”