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Most stupid and lovely, isn't he?

Trying new colours

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

pink in the night

A friend was like, "What if Muriel needed advice from the angel and demon on their shoulder—who happen to be Aziraphale and Crowley—but they start making out instead"

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Slip-Up

Repost shitpost fanart yaaay

conditional love

Let's have more posts with Roach🥺💞

Hello Roach Nation

nicki minaj in cod is my fav thing

Barbie Time 💢✨

the sillies are at it again

shout out to allan, the only real doll who knew how toxic everything was

april fools! 🤡🎉

never let two japanese boys alone

kitten

found some old doodles i did when i started obm! and had to redraw them cause they were too cute to let go unseen

THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!

Eddie D e a r, right?

Eddie seems like the type to sleep through multiple alarms

(Backgrounds hard andbajzb)

Quick sketch cuz I got nothing else better to do 🥺

alternate mario movie ending

do not repost, claim, or copy/trace

i think about them on an above average amount a day

BREAKING: klavier gavin has a crush on just some guy and apparently the crush is mutual

in which luigi is a schoolteacher for Junior and learns ah. interesting new things about himself when he meets the dad