All That She Wants (1993) Is Just A Coward's Maneater (1982).
All That She Wants (1993) is just a coward's Maneater (1982).
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top 3 spam emails I've ever gotten
the one that promised me all the riches of Creosote oh my, Mx. Spammer *flutters fan coquettishly*
the one whose sender was named Mr. Sahih Al-Bukhari
the one claiming that Beyoncé is secretly Italian and lying about her age
Is it just me or have people suddenly started using "the x of y" instead of "y's x" more? It comes off as so stilted to me.
just some things I got in trouble for as a kid
Accidentally stepping on a classmate's foot because I was afraid of some of the older girls so I moved quickly out of the way.
Helping a girl who got sand in her eyes to escape the center of a sand fight that broke out on the playground. The girl was normally an instigator of that kind of thing, but not that time; she truly was hurt and scared and crying and disoriented. I also got in trouble later for telling the truth about it, that it wasn't her fault that time.
Being interested in the Titanic. My immigrant teachers only knew about the Titanic as a "filthy" movie, so they assumed I was reading trashy smut. I was actually reading boring non-fiction about a ship.
Writing an honest and well-researched report about Ronald Reagan. My teacher said I shouldn't have picked a president I would criticize. I didn't pick him, my dad forced me to pick him because he worships Reagan.
I made this in MS Word while at a job I hated (:
The Lamb : The Goat :: Beemo : Football
Like, exactly-exactly. There's mirroring of the mirroring.
Why is no one talking about this?!?!!?!
My brain decided this ad said "Half the Twice, Size the Worry".
This is because of the italics and because I still hate the order in which words on the road appear.
the virgin mainstream anglophone pop artist: DO NOT do things to ur appearance that I can notice, girl. I do not like it (:
the chad timeless bollywood crooner: the tinkle of your anklets and perfection of your eyeliner is sublime, oh love of my life. use your dupatta to lasso me in so that I can inhale the sweetness of your perfume
No, autocorrect. I actually did mean "discrete", not "discreet". This isn't 2009, and I am not a married man posting personal ads on the sly on Craigslist.
Real talk re calling yourself an atheist vs. saying you're agnostic:
If you're willing to have believers preach at you because they think you're open minded and indecisive, say you're agnostic.
If you'd like to skip the preaching and go straight to the anger at you for daring to so shamelessly exist without belief in a deity, say you're an atheist.
Either way, they're going to be mad at you. I prefer to save myself the trouble, personally.
(For the record, I'm technically an agnostic atheist, but that is a concept almost no one gets, so I say one or the other when I'm not in the mood or place for giving a big philosophy lesson.)
