Semiaquatic Secret Agent

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

Oh fuck yeah

I saw this TWST Dorm Sorter post where you choose colors to determine your result so I gave it a try….

Literally the first time I’ve ever been sorted into Savanaclaw but ok 🤣

Tagging @hanafubukki @nuitthegoddess @foxwitchaine @masquerade-of-misery @aquaburst3

I fear the price we had to pay for the accurate translation of Lilia loving BOTH Meleanor and Raverne was Fellow being named Ernesto fucking Foulworth

IM GOING BATSHIT CRAZY YHIS IS SO GOOD FUUUCCKKKK

Sorry I’ve been sick as hell have mullet Gerry as consolation

If yes or used to please say in the tags whats it's name,what animal it is and how old it is"

do i finally have polls now?

4,216 votes • Poll ends in 3 days, 1 hour

My favorite thing in twisted wonderland fanfic is when the author can’t explain how a character got information without creating a plot hole, so they just blame it on Rook

Like they’ll be like “How did [character] know that reader broke their foot? Rook told him.”

It’s genuinely so funny pls don’t stop