• 'most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.'minor - taken - pan - any pronouns
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binyot plz plae bootsona 4
no like i’m having a great time lol. dumb by nirvana dumb by nirvana dumb by nirvana dumb by nirvana dumb by nirvana dumb by nirvana dumb by nirvana dumb by nirvana dumb by nirvana dumb by nirvana dumb by nirvana dumb by nirvana dumb by nirvana. haha it’s so great
Petition for David Hayter to record more homoerotic voice lines directed at Otacon
HOORAH FOR GAY PEOPLE
otasune (solid snake and otacon) in the punch? perhaps?
op PLEASE don't bump into anything
how would you explain that
from now on i say "yaoi" not "owie"
i have a family gathering on saturday, btw
this is the best thing i've ever read because it's even WRITTEN in character
on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call
i'm late but happy belated melpert day
he's 40 now
what an old man
literally what does this mean
i'm scared
I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #so true and add it to #courtney love, you end up with #jabroni mike.
they call me dog bait on account of well… heh. let’s just say. doll parts
um uh uhhh i uh
here's middle aged baby girl
they threw him in the pool ☹️💔
i hate big boss/naked snake so much but like he's such a hottie
why did you have to make this man so grossly gorgeous and make him such an asshole like FUCK him but also lemme kiss him
OH MY GOD WOW HI SMEEM
yes this is garfield (very based) he was made in 1981 and i got him off ebay for $15 !!!!!
here is a picture of him and another picture of felix :3
smeemos i think i have a relative of yours in my house
his name is felix he's a skinny little man who is afraid of the vacuum
GARFIELD SPOTTED
🩵💛🩷
snake turns into an old man and croaks but he died peacefully (as peacefully as a war hero can) :3 also technically they have an adopted daughter when they're old so they might as well be actually gay
do we fuck with otasune (technically not doomed but very gay and one dies)
ONE DIES? THATS MY FAVORITE KIND OF DOOMED
why did the mgs post do numbers it's scaring me 😭
anyways um otacons first anime was NOT gundam but it was voltron okay goodbye
weird how my game interests can go from katamari to this fucking guy
like . why?????? why this guy and his gay husband
IM GONNA GO TO SEATTLE AT SOME POINT!!!!!
KURT HERE I COME 🎊🎊🎊
this is me now
i am now The Prince
we shall commence katamariposting
Ok now see him run
my girlfriend and i just exchanged weird things to say about genitals, including:
"your cunt is endearing"
"your pussy is proportionate"
"it feels like home"
"your dick is so cool"
and "your dick’s enticing"
neither of us have a dick
requested by @hellfirevannie
literally need her no excuses
full stop
courtney love
he's a wizard,,,,,,
My excellent Getting You
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