If You Ship Caelum With Anyone, Gtfo Off My Blog 🤭

It’s in their blood

I mean, sure. Lasko could be humanborn. but I think it would be way more funnier if Lasko was a product of infidelity!

Imagine this, Lasko's mom being a hoe and has a one night stand with an air elemental, and the next thing you know she's pregnant. Eventually Lasko's biological father *ahem* catches wind of this (I think I'm fucking hilarious) and sends he sends an anonymous letter to her and the letter just says

"from one parent to another, you should name your child Lasko! It means good luck and prosperity in my native language"

(because in my head, Lasko's biological father is a lil silly)

And this bitch actually does name her baby Lasko. Because she's dumb...

Years later when her son hits puberty and gets his powers, she is then (accidentally) suffocated by her own son as punishment for cheating 😌

The end!

Trying something new

happy new year to everyone but specially the love of my life Lasko Moore

I just thought this was funny

If i dont post it now it’ll dust away in my camera roll

just remembered how down bad i am for lasko

Hello redacted fandom, this post is gonna be my normal posts but hii!

So I saw this person who was like a proshipper and is like a literal pedo because they ship caelum with people!! Which goes against Eriks boundaries!!! I just wanted to make this post to say

IF YOU SHIP CAELUM WITH ANYONE FUCKING BLOCK ME. IF YOU SHIP INCEST SHIPS BLOCK ME. IF YOU PROSHIP BLOCK ME.

Thats all.

Realness 😔

ME WHEN I DONT HAVE EARLY ACCESS SO I CANT FEED MY SOUL WITH BVZ RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT BARK BARK AHHHHHHH IDJDNDNJDJSJDN

Lasko’s a slut just like his mother

I mean, sure. Lasko could be humanborn. but I think it would be way more funnier if Lasko was a product of infidelity!

Imagine this, Lasko's mom being a hoe and has a one night stand with an air elemental, and the next thing you know she's pregnant. Eventually Lasko's biological father *ahem* catches wind of this (I think I'm fucking hilarious) and sends he sends an anonymous letter to her and the letter just says

"from one parent to another, you should name your child Lasko! It means good luck and prosperity in my native language"

(because in my head, Lasko's biological father is a lil silly)

And this bitch actually does name her baby Lasko. Because she's dumb...

Years later when her son hits puberty and gets his powers, she is then (accidentally) suffocated by her own son as punishment for cheating 😌

The end!

don’t get me wrong i am very happy that we’ve been getting vincent and asher and ollie content and whoever else like thank u for the food ofc BUT PLEASE i think i’ll actually starve to death if lasko doesn’t come from the war soon i need him to return to me

i <3 lasky