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“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”

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I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

what if I'm balding in silence

JKR this has to happen

the last scene of the last fantastic beasts film will be luna, sitting in her front room with her kids, listening with a smile as old newt finishes his story about his past adventures

ok but it’s a popsicle. that’s not even one of the options they give.

tag yourself i’m freezie

Amy and Jake getting off work and picking up their kids for a play date with Cagney and Lacey and Ava and Nikolaj and Enigma. Imagine how awesome it's gonna be to have all the 99 kids together and playing with each other. While the kids play, the detectives and Gina talk about how much they've missed getting together after work and how much better it is to do with the babies.

THERE’S GONNA BE SO MANY GODDAMN KIDDOS WE LOVE A PROCREATING SQUAD

Please

Concept: a movie theater that only shows Harry Potter films. The movies will be in 4D. The temperature will drop when dementors are present. Fans will blow on you during quidditch scenes. Enticing smells will be pumped in during feast scenes but don’t worry about feeling hungry because the theater will serve Bertie Botts, treacle tart, drumsticks, butterbeer, chocolate frogs and those tiny little pies that Mrs. Weasley makes. Instead of loyalty cups, you get discounts if you wear a Weasley sweater.

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also for anyone not aware, especially with people not wanting to vaccinate pets, the ONLY way to test for rabies in animals (pre-symptomatic) is to cut off their head and send the brain stem in for testing.

sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really.