Hemogoblin-s - Idfk

We drive the winding country road

Grab a scoop at A-la-mode 

And then we’re there.

(keep it going)

End of may or early June

This picture-perfect afternoon we shared

(continue the song)

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of course

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June

Can we just think about how jk Rowling literally took the idea from Cursed Child from this scene... literally... the cHILD OF VOLDEMORT WITH BELLATRIX LE FUCKING STRANGE

NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

I did it

I came out as bisexual to my mom today!

cat bites

heres something fun, earlier today my cat bit me and now there is an inch long piece of my skin that is very swollen and painful and red on my palm.  

after a few minutes of internet research apparently, cat bites are very infectious and I should see a doctor immediately. 

heres the fun part.

its 3:40 in the morning on a Wednesday and everyone in my house is asleep and my hand hurts like hell and I can’t do anything about it for a few hours which is bad because cat bites can destroy tendons because their dumb stupid little teeth inject bacteria into a part of your body and, because their dumb teeth are so little, the wound closes up and seals the bacteria in.  

I have a very painful closed wound on my palm and I can’t do anything about it for like 5 hours.

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no more situations i've had enough

do you take constructive criticism? 

Pinto Bean