Ever Since I Was A Little Girl I've Known That I Wanted To Be Romantically Involved With A Fictional

I love good coffee great coffee that must be my inner non binary barista coming through

Really funny to me the entire Punch-Out community all silently agreed Glass Joe bleached his hair for one horrible week before getting it undone professionally and that explains why he looks like that in the NES game

I might have cooked up a poem. Am I gonna post it here? No of course not it sucks

16/01/2023 – 18/01/2023

Hey, you, yes you, in the corner. Come here for a second.

If someone says that your F/O is ugly or that your F/O will never love you they are LYING!!! LIES!!!

Selfshipping isn't about having the prettiest F/O or having a competition for your F/O's love. It's all about having fun and enjoying yourself in the community!

Some people just like to complain about small things, and if anyone does that to you, it's best to ignore it and walk away.

"He makes me feel NAUGHTY"

Assumptions about Josh Levy: (literally no proof at all over these besides a few panels.)

1. Internalized homophobia

Alright, it might just be coincidence and I’m grabbing at straws. But two panels come to mind: him thinking of super boy and the vampire comment towards Pete. There’s a big ol’ IF he likes guys or not. Might just be a huge coincidence he’s the one most centered around gay comments. Not too sure or confident.

2. Youngest member of TEC

Josh is 17 during the zombie crawl and his mom is 57. Adding the pregnancy plus his age, she got pregnant at 39.

We all know that the gang are seniors during the beginning of the comic with the mention of prom and ‘this fan, this monster’ they’ve graduated already. Seniors are usually in the range of 17-18. Josh could HYPOTHETICALLY be the youngest, a summer baby if you will, since the zombie crawl happens over the summer.

I’m just grasping at whatever I can, for all we know he could be the oldest.

This also implies that everyone else’s parents had to have gotten pregnant at the same age with their kids. 38 or 39.

So Josh could only be the youngest by a year or a few months.

3. Josh has an eating disorder

I think it’s binge eating to be honest. I saw another post talking about how he only eats because of his obsession, which I agree wholeheartedly.

But he goes through four fast food places to eat to get something in return. Even if it hurts him and doesn’t give him anything. I also believe he eats out of anxiety. Nervous and insecure about his weight, so he eats whatever can simmer him down.

4. He’s insecure about his hair

Taking a HUGE leap with this one.

There’s a few panels, but I like the ones where his curls are out. Sue me.

But Josh often keeps his hair pulled back in front of others. (Even his family) I think it might be another insecurity of his. Given he’s the only one with curly hair in the gang. Like he already gets picked on for his weight, what’s another thing to add to the list.

We only ever see his curls when he’s by himself or stressed out. (Ex: the marathon issue where his hairs frizzy.)

Final note:

All of these are assumptions and not canon or facts. Just based off my observations from the comics.

bear hugger is definitely a bear (not the animal in this case iykyk)

drawing the spot every day until btsv releases - day 258

The (Unofficial) Glass Joe subspecies guide!

*CAUTION: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENGAGE WITH WILD JOES!*