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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

Okay. So. Hear me out. In the StarBlind fanfic, Leo is blind. If he was a human and people teased him for it, he wouldn’t give a fuck. You know? Like, he would make self-deprecating jokes about his blindness.

‘Oh, are you the famous Joe Football, quarterback for our team? Well, apologize for not seeing you there!’

(he already does this in the fic)

But if someone teased him for it, he’d be ready with a snappy comeback.

Some random guy: Why are you still bumping into everyone if you’re blind? Shouldn’t you be used to it by now?

Leo: Yeah, well, you should be used to speaking English by now, but you’re still failing the subject.

@dancingthesambaa thoughts?

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

i love making tumblr posts bcuz you never know if it’s been made before. like. we all share one braincell and half the time satan uses it to wipe his ass and accidentally flushes it down the toilet

I want a hug, too…and a couple million dollars😞

I'm starting a collection

Percy is offended

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four