This Is The Greatest Thing I’ve Seen All Year XD

i’ve been seeing a lot of posts about hermann being a top lately and quite frankly i don’t cotton to that

newtmann is a relationship of two bottoms who constantly fight over who has to top, change my mind

Hey, I wanna write a fanfiction but I can’t motivate myself for shit, so if anyone who sees this likes reddie, please give me a fic prompt so I will feel incentive to get off my ass and write something. I will write whatever you want, adult reddie, child reddie, smut, fluff, angst, au, fix it, canon world, whatever. It’ll be a one-shot and somewhere between 2,000-10,000 words, because that’s about all my attention span can handle while still feeling like I turned out a decent thing. Please give me a reddie prompt and I’ll post it on ao3 with a link.

Me

“The only things keeping me going at this point are sheer stubbornness, spite, and, honestly, social anxiety.”

—Farah Black

Tag yourself I’m a strong David Tennant lesbian

types of good omens fans!!! multiple answers r possible!

Okay I actually love this and will be using it at nauseam????

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE DESERVED ALPINE IN TFATWS MAN THE FUCK UP SEBASTIAN TAKE AN ALLEGRA AND BUST THAT PUSSY OUT

Bad night?... Alpine to the rescue! :)

I relate to this exact circumstance

Me: *watches Broadchurch*

Netflix: Because you watched Broadchurch... *recommends a ton of angsty, character-driven cop dramas*

Me: No, thank you. Is there a "Because you're obsessed with David Tennant" category instead, please?

I’m sorry but I have an obsession

If a gay, powerful, Eastern European serial murderer was in love with me, I would just simply reciprocate those feelings