Now that the Mishapocalypse 2.0 is over it’s back to your regularly scheduled low effort programing
I’m reblogging this to make it 69 notes
Oswald: I don't know how to tell you this, Edward, but you're in love with me.
Edward: I am?
Edward: Holy shit, I am!
Jonathan: What the fuck did I just witness?
..................fine
Me at 3am: *existing*
My sleep paralysis demon: have you eaten? Did you brush your teeth? You should really drink more water. Can we talk about your grades? Your mother and I are very concerned about you Eleanor.
Avril Lavigne: he was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
Me, an intellectual: ah yes, they were both gay
I COULDNT HEAR SHIT FOR LIKE TEN SECONDS AND THEN I TURNED IT UP TO FULL VOLUME FUCK SAKE
Just pretend I have the editing skills to change all the titles to Coping
Nyawww cute post
*sees tags* I’m sorry the what now?
dean having abandonment issues and never thinking he’s anyone’s priority. cas looking at him and saying “you’re my favorite.” “your favorite what?” dean says. cas smiles softly. “you’re just my favorite”
Not me listening, once again, to chariot by Jacob Lee and imagining a Saileen wedding where Jack’s the flower boy and Garth’s daughter is the ring bearer and Jack comes out to like a fourth of the way down the aisle and just dumps the entire basket on the ground and Dean has to run over to him and Jack’s like “am I in trouble?” But dean assured him he’s not and helps him to scoop as much of the petals as they can back into the basket and helps him properly spread them and of COURSE Bobby officiates and of COURSE Crowley acts like a drunken jealous ex the entire time and at the end when Eileen throws the bouquet she specifically yells “Hey Dean this is for you you lonely bitch!” And YEETS it aggressively at him so dean catches it and Cas comes towards him with a questioning look before dean rolls his eyes and pulls him into a kiss before separating and going “welp, looks like we’ve got a gay wedding to plan” and everyone laughs and then jack runs up to them and goes “My daddies are getting married??” And Dean’s like “yeah squirt we’re getting married, your daddies are getting married!” And also Claire and Kaia smoosh cake in eachother’s faces I’m so soft 🥺
B R U H this is really what people out here searching lmao