Batfam As Buzzfeed Unsolved

Hi how are you doing submissive ?

I’m sure I said something that triggered this but I do not remember it and this was a thing and a half to open this app to

You sir had no right to make me feel these things

its not the end of the story

I’m sorry but I have an obsession

If a gay, powerful, Eastern European serial murderer was in love with me, I would just simply reciprocate those feelings

what, and i cannot stress this enough, a fucking week.

Free him

If David Tennant makes any role he plays slutty, does that mean Uncle Scrooge Mc'Duck is slutty?

how the hell do you think Scrooge made all his money? 

What do you mean that’s not the exact dialogue

CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!

The sound of cute puppies hydrating

(via)

“You don’t know you’re bi, you’re just experimenting.”

And? What about it? Our heteronormative society didn’t teach me liking the same gender was even possible until I was 11, so if I wanna experiment fuckin let me. I’m a dumbass, you expect me to figure out my sexuality by just like... KNOWING??? Nah. I could be lending my (frankly incredible)intellect to the aliens plotting the systematic dismantling of the government or robbing a bank. Instead here I am eating pussy and sucking dick. I’m not saying I don’t do those things, but the double trouble jangling’s sure slowing it down.

I know I’m late but

wait are alt!sam and dean invited