I Have Never Read Anything More Accurate In My Entire Existence On This Planet. This Is So True That

Tis the season to hurkle-Durkle

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

If Hadestown has a moral, she says, then it’s “you have to try, you have to have hope, not because success is a given – it’s not. Orpheus fails. We heroicise” – here she breaks off to apologise that jet lag has led to her making up words – “we heroicise Orpheus not because he succeeds but because he tries, and that endeavour alone is worthwhile. How to live, and not merely survive, is to believe things could change.”

Anaïs Mitchell on her musical Hadestown: 'I worked on it so long I was afraid I'd never make another record'

Whatever is upsetting about that? I find it hilarious that those sharks in the northern hemisphere had no way of knowing their latitude from the stars!

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

girls don’t want romance, girls want fair pay for all the striking employees (and maybe the ceos houses to burn down)

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

CUTENESS AGGRESSION THE GIF