Why Does Sans Know The Expressions Of Someone Who's Died Anywhere From 1-10 Times In A Row

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Oooo! Coming out hot: -My favorite video game series is Kingdom Hearts -I have one friend in Canada -I went to Sweden when I was 4

You're depressed and then a girl finds you and you're less depressed and then a gay man walks up and you're more depressed and then a transman hugs you and it acts like antidepressants so you defeat your thematic antithesis.

oops wait was that too interesting

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

The human ability to Escape From Things is truly unmatched

What a thankless job....

the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised 

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.