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Jack: calls out Antisepticeye theorists

Anti theorists: “You’re…you’re not wrong. Lol!”

Also Jack: talks about how being stabbed is one of his greatest fears as he shares a nightmare where he gets stabbed in the eye AND THEN FINISHES WITH THAT OUTRO

Anti theorists: *gross sobbing*

You need to step up your game @markiplier and @therealjacksepticeye, MatPat is “owning” the pole.😂

My teacher's ghost stories #1

My teacher told us she is afraid of the dark. That's why she turns on all the lights when she wakes up at night to go to the bathroom.

She told us that one night she got up, turn on the lights and went into the bathroom. When she opened the door to go back to her room, all the lights were off.

Starting to get nervous, she went to the kitchen, which was the closest light and turned it on. Halfway through the kitchen, the lights turn off and she told us that a couple seconds later a creepy, low, raspy voice whispered ''baby'' in her ear.

She ran to her bedroom terrified and woke her husband and made him check the house. Of course, nothing was there.

She told us that a week later after that incident, she found out she was pregnant.

What a view!! What a fucking view! This is the view I get from my house!

Just look at it!!!!

Puerto Rico for the win!!😂

Imagine if, in the next Sanders Sides video, Virgil doesn’t turn up.

Thomas is scared it’s because of the revelation at the end of the last video and thinks he made Virgil upset.

So the video continues with Thomas constantly fretting over Virgil and promising to go apologise to him and he feels so bad.

But then

In the endcard

Virgil rises up. He’s wearing MCR merch.

Thomas starts apologising profusely for not reassuring him that it’s okay that he used to be a dark side and stuff.

Virgil just blinks at him before saying “I wasn’t gone because I was upset or scared. I was out watching THE My Chemical Romance concert. Did you guys know they came back?! They came back!!!! MCR IS BACK GUYS!!!!”

Patton: [gasps]

Logan: What is it?

Patton: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Logan: …What the fuck?

Puerto Rico banded together, protested endlessly for the past two weeks, and effectively made the corrupt son of a bitch of a bigoted governor to resign. Que viva mi Isla 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 change IS possible. Let this be a turning point for yall

Virgil: I had this weird ass Panic! at the Disco dream last night…

Patton: Sounds like A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out kiddo.

Roman: *chiming in* I’d Say Amen to that. Hey Virge. I heard you had a dream last night. It seems as Mad as Rabbits.

Virgil: *Inhales* Stop it.

Roman: Sorry I’m milking this, Breaking Sad.

Virgil: That’s it. I’m done.

Patton: Don’t you mean Josh Dun?

Virgil: Now you’re just mixing bands…

Roman: Ya. No thanks, Pat.

Logan: *walking in* Guys, stop it. You’re obviously bothering him. Time make like MCR on March 22 and put an end to your puns.

Virgil: *hisses to try to hide internal and external sobbing cuz mcr feels*

Patton: Aw, gee, kiddo. *g note plays* What’s wrong?

Virgil: No… no more…

Roman: Gerard Way to go, Pat. Now he’s Patrick Stumped.

Virgil: You know what. I’m leaving.

Deceit: *appears* like Ryan Ross?

Virgil: *screams*

Always!!

Reblog to give Chase a hug

He deserves it and really loves hugs