I'm Watching Live From Home At The Other Of The Island Back In Rincon And This Is Fucked Up!😔🇵🇷

Critical Role Campaign 3 Episode 36

Malibu Barbie? Interesting thing to call Matt ... MANCHESTER UNITED?!!! Hmmm ... oh no ... please no more singing ... fuck, Matt looks SOOOO uncomfortable doing THIS skit, doesn't he? Oh ... MOTHRA??? Really? No ... Sam, please stop skatting ...

Wait ... WHAT?!!! Who the fuck came up with THAT theory? What were you thinking? Was it just an excuse for Sam yo humiliate himself further?

LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA SEASON 3 GREENLIT!!!!! OM-FUCKING-G!!!!! THAT makes EVERYTHING we just had to witness worth it ...

Everybody's gushing over a t-shirt while Laura fumbles badly, that's so cute. :3

Wow, Laura how are you SO BAD at this all of a sudden? XD

"It's Thursday Night! There is magic and mystery, through darkness our friendship will rise ..." Once again I am helpless to stop myself singing along ...

Matt: "The Tal'doreian City of Whitestone." Travis: "What?" Laura: " Aaaaaaaaaaaahh!" Me: "Meep!"

Matt has trouble working out what time of day it's supposed to be ...

Chetney did Spring Break in Whitestone a long time ago, apparently ...

So much wood ... Chetney's going a little nuts right now ...

Whoa ... Grass grows wherever Keyleth walks ...

Fearne, do not try to steal Keyleth's antlers. SERIOUSLY.

FCG starts jabbering at Keyleth and talks about being an ancient murderbot. Everybody else cracks up ...

The clock tower!!! Yay!!

Oh gods, yeah ... Bertrand WAS buried there, I forgot about that ... :(

Oh man ... LAST TIME? Like with Will? Shit ... is this not gonna work? Like doomed ALREADY?

Phew ... oh thank the gods for that ...

Keyleth recognises what Laudna came back as ... wait ... IS LAUDNA LIKE RESURRECTED VAX?!!!

Fuck ... RETURN TO WHITESTONE ... I never thought Crit Role could really make me geek out again THIS MUCH!!! XD

"The Lord is in." Oh shit ... are we really gonna get to see PERCY AGAIN?!!! Is Vex gonna be here too?

Orym notices they're being followed by someone small ... Laura, what do you know?

Ah ... complications ... hmmm ...

Fuck, that's a lot of money ...

They're right, there's so much they still havd to tell her. Orym: "It's a lot." NO SHIT, wee man! Yeah, definitely, write it all down!

Chetney: "Tempest! You got this." XD

Horizon Temple sounds good, do that later.

Keyleth, to FCG: "Good luck with the ... not murdering people."

Taliesin: "This town needs a giant robot." Liam: "And I'll form the head."

Bird mask! BIRD MASK!!!

OMG it's Percy ...

Orym watches Keyleth go snd suddenly he's taller ...

Little girl ... A TIEFLING? Oooooh ... Gwendoline? Awwwwww ... she's so cute.

Laudna of Whitestone has come home ... ooooh ... this is poignant and painful together, isn't it?

Nice ... Orym really got a way with words when it counts. Roll for persuasion with advantage ... shit ... ELEVEN?!!! Hmmm ...

Oh man ... is this not going well? Oh ... wait, what ... PIKE?!!! SQUEEEEEE!!!!

Oh, that look Percy gives Chetney when he asks who did the clock tower ... I love that. XD

Chetney having trouble saying "mechanisms" ... oh dear, no don't mention metal! Fuck ... Chetney's gonna have an aneurysm over this.

Snort ... "plant lady"?

Imogen's indignation that Chetney's still not finished her order yet ...

Awesome! Percy and Vex's older kids ... oh shit ... VEX!!!!

Oh the wedding ... FCG: "It must have been quite the ceremony." Percy and Vex BOTH: "You have no idea."

Oh yeah ... get Vex to twist Percy round her little finger, that'll DEFINITELY work.

Yeah, the resemblance ... oooh ... THAT'S gotta be awkward ...

I gotta admit, hearing all this about the Briarwood calamity after seeing season 1 of TLOVM just hits different ...

PIKE!!! YAY!!! LITTLE MONSTAH!!!

I love they're getting hung up on her being a BAKER ...

Ashton's starting to get pissy about having to keep unwrapping Laudna all the time ... XD

Fearne being clueless about Pike's powers and stuff is adorably meta ...

Oh shit ... Vex makes the connection to Laudna on the Sun Tree ... Vex: "Darling, we have to help them." OH MY GODS, that's it! Vex is ON BOARD ALL THE WAY!!!

Diamonds ... hahaha, Liam suggesting Vex just starts turning out her pockets is SO on point.

Oh ... here we go ... come on Pike ...

Pike fudges the incantation ... yeah, that's just cute.

Okay! It's working! It IS working, right?

Fuck ... Delilah? SERIOUSLY?!!! COME ON!!!

Two souls ... fuck ... Pike: "And one of them's Delilah Briarwood."

Matt: "And we're gonna go to our break!" Travis starts screaming, as he should ...

Damn it ... this is another bloody roadblock isn't it? And Percy's not interested at all now. Not at all surprising really.

Imogen: "Can you talk to Delilah?" Pike: "I'M NOT GONNA TALK TO DELILAH!!!"

Persuasion check ... Liam man, roll good! Shit ...

And Percy is OUT.

Fuck ... this really isn't gonna work, is it?

Wow ... Vex is REALLY invested in this now ... oh ... wait ... okay, Percy MIGHT STILL BE in after all. Nice one, Vex!

Ashton, about Percy: "Do we need this guy? Do we need this old fucker?" Bloody he'll ... and now he's having a fucking ARGUMENT with Percy. This is UNBELIEVABLY meta all of a sudden.

Wow, Percy is TOTALLY prepared to SHOOT ASHTON IN THE FACE while he's getting up in his, isn't he?

This is some of the most bile I've EVER seen Ashton spew at someone. He is PISSED.

Interesting ... I'm starting to think Percy actually LIKES Ashton a little bit now.

Percy: "You're a small fish in a BIG pond." Ashton: "Have great fun in your castle!" Percy: "There's nothing you could possibly offer me that I want."

Yup ... looks like I may have been mistaken there ...

Ashton decides to punch a statue and Taliesin rolls a 1 ... breaks a knuckle ... oh ... wait ... IS THAT TRINKET?!!!

Matt: "This is an ancient bear." Laura: "Awwww, ancient."

Liam: "What are their names? What ARE their names?" Yes, Liam is right because the fandom WILL WANT TO KNOW!!!

Matt asking ASHLEY what they see in Pike's home is so sweet ...

Imogen thinking Vex for how accomodating she's being is chef's kiss, it really is.

Man, Vex is just HAUNTED by Laudna right now.

Spirit journey ... oh yeah, THERE'S NOTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THIS, IS THERE?!!!

Oof ... right, Pike is TOTALLY winging THIS, ain't she?

Seriously Pickle, you really need to learn the rules here.

So how did you beat Delilah last time? Oh, here we go ...

Wow ... did Fearne just INSULT PIKE'S BAKING?!!! O.O

Does FCG have a spirit? Apparently this will put THAT ONE to bed once and for all ...

Wait ... is Vex gonna get Orym A MAGIC SWORD?

Laura: "Pike Trickfoot drinks WATER?" Ashley: "No, she's having a nippy-nip!"

Pike checks FCG for a spirit. FCG: "You can do that? As a baker?" Pike, sarcastic: "Yes, that's one of my abilities as a BAKER."

Everybody taking bets on whether he has a soul or not ...

Pike's really not gonna let them live that baker crack down, is she?

FCG and Pike in the spirit realm ... oh, this is really beautiful ...

FCG: "What does it mean?" Pike: "It means you're alive." OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

Whoa ... so, like ... Holy shit that means ... is FCG a cleric of the Changebringer, then?

Ooh, magic shortsword ... wait, is this basically STING?!!! XD

Ashton informing Vex that Orym is geeking out like mad right now ... Vex: "I must admit I'm used to blowing minds."

The gnarl rock ... hmmm ...

Pike asking Vex if she can cover for of 6K gold's worth of magic ... wow, I'm amazed Vex is being so chill about SPENDING MONEY.

OMG ... Vex going along with Ashton talking shit about Percy ... "He can be quite prickly ... usually up his own arse."

Pike's issuing instructions and Ashley fumbles her dice ... Pike: "Whatever that was ..."

Oh, okay ... off we go ...

Those spiritual head tethers sound AWFULLY FRAGILE to me ...

Nuts ... even in the sprit realm FCG doesn't have feet ... cue jokes about the Deadpool mini-legs scene ... ah, the tongue! Matt: "No! It's not canon! IT'S NEVER BEEN CANON!!!!"

Wow ... Chetney's LITERALLY just shouting for Laudna right now, isn't he? Like an idiot.

Fog of war ...

There is NOTHING BELOW.

Mister is a FLAME here. But Matt's STILL making the cute monkey noises. That's kinda surreal.

Chetney can SMELL STUFF HERE!!! That is freaky.

Sam, struggling with his stats: "Goddamn clerics!" Taliesin: "Haha ... revenge!"

Things are getting CREEPY ... okay, is it just me or is this weird soundtrack just SO disorienting right now?

Weird spooky cabin ... yeah, that can't be good ...

Those creepy whispers ... oh man, are those memories from when Laudna was on her own and kept getting driven away everywhere she went? :(

Body of a rat ... Pate? Oh ... Laura's reaction breaks my heart ...

Shit ... this is all just the shitty memories of when Laudna used to get hunted as a witch, right?

Sam: "This combat is SCARY, and it's brought to you by Wizkids miniatures ..."

Oooh ... another sweet map ...

Orym pills a Bait and Switch with Imogen to protect her ... sweet move!

So these things are like shadowy wraiths ... Travis is scared AND excited.

Laura's rolling balls right now ... 6 damage ... oh wait, SIXTEEN damage on the other one. MUCH better.

Chetney gets himself burned IN THE SPIRIT REALM!!!

Rage dice ... Taliesin: "HEY!!! First time ever!" Disco Ashton? Beautifully bizarre.

Tormenting Shadow? Eek!

Life Drain? DOUBLE eek!

Fearne, fending off an attack: "Eww!"

Sam does cleric stuff, and everyone EXCEPT Chetney has zdvzntage on saving throws. Travis gives Sam a look as if to say: "Hey man, what gives?"

Scorching ray ... oh crap, Fearne gets disadvantage. Ashley immediately starts trying to work out a way to weazle out of this. Liam: "I would like to win."

Wait ... DID Fearne steal Percy's plague-mask?

Flaming spectral poop!

I love how whenever Liam has to do battle math it's ALWAYS because Orym is KICKING ARSE.

Imogen gets advantage through Luck because she's within 10 feet of Ashton. Laura, chuffed: "EYYYYY!!!"

Chetney: "What's up, tiny dancer?"

Freaky bloodworm lamprey mouth ... lovely.

Ashton pulls a Thor cracking Mjolnir on Cap's shield with Orym against one of the wraith things and GETS THE HOW DO YOU WANNA DO THIS!!!

Fuck ... Chetney just got SHREDDED and it's NOT GOOD!!! This just got serious.

Sam: "Can't they just be bad at D&D like we are?" Liam: "No, they've been playing for TOO LONG."

Ooh, Spritual Weapon ... Sam: "It's the thing that black material hates the most. It's a bottle of bleach." Matt, exasperated: "You asshole."

Matt: "Okay, so top of the round--" Ashley, in Fearne's voice: "Wait, I haven't gone yet."

Ashton: "Anybody got anything for fire?" Fearne: "Actually, I have something." Ashton: "Not to START one."

Oh man ... the weird-ass mechanics of Barbarian class means if Ashton doesn't hit anything he loses rage? Oh wait, no he's fine. Never mind, then ...

Sam starts singing along to the super tense atmospheric battle music.

Orym makes a Goading Attack. Cue several goat noises from the others.

Oh yeah, 27 DEFINITELY hits ...

They're suckling on some Werther's Originals? Damn it, now I got a craving.

No! Not the Life Drain again!

The Wraith disappears and FCG screams in frustration because he can't attack it.

Oh, mechanics ... Matt remembers Ashley WOULD HAVE made her attack earlier so we're doing some timey wimey combat stuff ... it's all very complicated and Ashley gets flustered.

Mister's turn. Fearne: "Mister! Go throw some flaming shit at THAT guy!"

Now Fearne's doing ANOTHER Ice Knife attack ... HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS!!! Nice.

The shattered ice extinguishes some if the fire! Sweet!

Top of the round. Sam, doing a terrible Itish accent: "Top o' the--" Matt: "Shhhhh!"

Taliesin can't keep the rage up. They discuss if Chetney slapping him would do it, apparently it has to be a hostile creature. Sam: "Well technically Chetney can be pretty hostile."

"How does the GROUND want to do this?" No.

Ashton kicks it's arse, finally gets the HDYWTDT.

Fearne summons a tidal wave to finally put out the fire. The water still looks like flame. A blue flame ... Travis, hushed: "Fire water!"

Secret tunnel ... well that's not ominous or anything ...

Chetney looks ROUGH. FCG: "You look a little dim." Chetney: "A LITTLE?!!!"

They're worrying about Pike missing appointments. Buns to come out of ovens? Really? Ashley: "I think she's been baking with Old Toby."

Taliesin finds all the attempted healer shenanigans terribly amusing. I love how he clearly picked a Barbarian this time around so he wouldn't have to faff about this time.

Stealth rolls while Laura's gone to the bathroom. They start talking about having to roll for her in her absence. Taliesin: "She's shitting right now, so she's going to be a little while yet."

Laura comes back and is immediately indignant about them touching her dice.

Stepping out of the tunnel into some weird dark enchanted forest ... oh wait ... shit, it's a ghostly manifestation of Whitestone under the rule of the Briarwoods ...

Matt: "And THAT'S where we're going to end the episode."

The usual frustration ensues. Matt: "Well there's a lot still to come." Laura, clearly desperate: "Well let's do it now!"

Gaaaaaaah ... ANOTHER bloody cliffhanger, and another week Marisha's still not back for actual gameplay ... this is getting BAD ...

Tag myself?... Nah. I'm none. I don't like coffee and I don't drink tea.....

So hot chocolate with alot of sugar for me, please!!😂

How the egos like their coffee (HC)

Marvin: Black with three sugars (he likes it sweet and strong)

Henrik: Weak with no sugar

Jackieboy Man: Strong whole milk with two sugars (he needs the energy boost)

Chase: Middle strength with one sugar

Anti: He’s a demon without physical form he physically cannot drink anything

JJ: Tea.

SCP-4001 Beyond Manipulation

Class: Keter

SCP-4001, as seen through a video recording. Eyes censored for public safety.

Security Protocol:

SCP-4001 is to be sealed behind no less than one yard of solid lead. Doors need to be manual or magnetic, as SCP-4001 can manipulate electric fields to his will. No fewer than five guards will be stationed at the entrance to this SCP’s room. Two level four personnel must give permission to enter, and only one person may enter at a time.

Upon entering, one must have the door immediately sealed behind them. SCP-4001 will most likely be aware of this before the door is open, due to possessing some slight form of future sight. SCP-4001 usually tries to instigate conversation. Conversation is advised against unless necessary.

Description:

SCP-4001 has a strong resemblance and mental connection to [REDACTED], referred to as SCP-4001-1, who is relatively unaware of this fact. If viewed in first person, he is humanoid, Average male build, around 5'9, with black hair and a greyish white skin tone. Every eyewitness account relays that he always wears the same grey tuxedo. Viewed through any kind of digital recording or reflective surface, however, will reveal him to be doubled in cyan and red, remarkably similar to a VHS or 3D glitch. This also shows through if he is enraged.

The most misleading thing about SCP-4001 is how tame he primarily appears. He comes off as a well-mannered gentleman, oftentimes pulling out a chair for his “guest”, or anything he can do to make them feel at ease. Do not be fooled. SCP-4001 masks a burning rage, a hatred for everything living, and an innate desire to watch the world destroy itself and rule over what’s left. SCP-4001 is incredibly charismatic and manipulative. He has never been seen to walk more than a few steps, preferring to [REDACTED] from location to location. Responds well to the titles Sir, [EXPUNGED], [REDACTED], and anything that indicates respect.

SCP-4001 also has a mild telekinetic ability, usually released in bursts when he gets angry. It isn’t overpowering, but it’s enough to shatter glass thinner than 2cm thick, and knock books off of their shelves. It has also been witnessed to cause individuals in his presence to bleed from their eyes, nose and mouth, though this seems to be under SCP-4001’s control.

Under no circumstances is anyone to make eye contact with SCP-4001. Not directly, not through the live video feed, not through photos or past recordings. Doing so directly will cause the individual to go rigid and fall into a mild seizure, completely unable to break eye contact unless something obstructs the line of sight. Blood may start to flow from their facial orifices, though this seems to me more of a scare tactic and doesn’t cause internal bleeding as yet seen. Survivors of this repeat the same facts. Looking into SCP-4001’s eyes creates a devastating feeling of drowning or suffocating. Reports akin the feeling to being lost in the depths of the ocean. From then on, individuals will be considered dangerous, as SCP-4001 forms some kind of maligned empathy link with them.

This can be replicated to a lesser extent through video footage, with the least impactful being photos. Making eye contact with SCP-4001 in a video will cause individuals to fall into a trancelike state, in which they are astoundingly open to suggestion from him. Vitals taken during this reveal that subjects’ heart rates slow to resemble [DATA EXPUNGED], and brain signals are mildly interrupted at regular, very frequent intervals. No lasting damage is recorded, other than an incredible amount of sympathy and compassion for SCP-4001. This fades after a period of 2-6 weeks, and influenced persons are not permitted to be near SCP-4001 under any circumstances.

Successful encounters with SCP-4001 usually result in feeling ill, or like you’re missing something you had before. Multiple encounters are not encouraged.

Individuals under SCP-4001’s “apathy link” must be [EXPUNGED] immediately. He can speak to them directly, seemingly regardless of distance, consciousness, awareness, or language. No amnesiacs reverse this link.

Ynesnise..... Cool!

YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

My Math Teacher

He has been my math teacher since 8th grade! He has such good humor (in my opinion at least).

Example #1: 9th grade, we had a test and told ud that he wrote an example on the board but actually he just wrote the word "example" on the board.

This made me laugh which was good because I was so stressed. I had forgotten that the test was that day and I only had a couple minutes to study but that simple joke calmed me down alot. Surprisingly, I ended up with 100%.

Example #2: This was today.

January (√10²+√25), 2019

He wrote the date like that!!!😂😂😂

Tom:

dat shriek tho

such cute omg

o my gosh beckyyy

YOU SAUSAGE

shriek

FOR FCUKS SAKE

wot

he s h r i e k

HE S H R I E K

#teamdianite4lyfe

its a hard butt life…

#syndisparklez

terranceee

OOOHH GUYS ;;;;; NOOOO

sinnamon roll

Jardon

omg

SCAN IT

*cute giggle*

m’lady

hmmmmmmmmmm

y u hef be med

TOM

HOLY MOTHER O- NOPE

im sick

scan the thingsss

daaaaaaaaang

:0

are you purgeterbed????????????

rip

God dangit

stahp

*insert something in a russian accent*

looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll

Sonja

ITS SO CUTE

lil toof

tuckerrrrrr

scan allll the things

*is ignored…*

sorryyy

*stereotypical canadian thing*

hey sparklez…?

BOOTY TOUCHES

boop

le sigh

*keyboard clacking*

looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you

Episode 3 Tucker

his laugh.

HAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

what the fcuk

TOM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

shut up

oh my God

salt

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

looks like it could kill you, could actually kill you

Wag

whos james lol

;-;

*an actual wizard*

tea

h-hello?

oh….ok…..

um

his v o i c e

o hai :3

looks like it could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll

EDIT:

Tom: LISTEN LINDA. LISTENNNN.

Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

F.R.I.D.A still doesn't know about FCG....

I'm sorry....

So I'm looking for stories to read on wattpad and I want help:

I'm looking for cool youtuber stories that have magic or movies/video game cross overs in them. Also looking for xreaders (pls no smut/lemons). Cross overs with movies/cartoon/series are also acceptable. Werewolf, dragons, mermaid, angels, centaur, winged wolf, etc.... Minecraft, Doctor Who, Sherlock......

Oh! And also I want to know if there are stories of the septic egos but were Anti is a good guy and it's like all of them are friends. But with pranks on each other and that the Antisepticeye videos are just a cool idea that him, Jack and Robin did to set us on fire and that soon the other egos decided to join in on the fun!

I don't know if there is such thing but I would like to see!

I would do a story myself if I knew how to do it but I'm not a writer.....I don't know were I would even start or what to call it! Lol!

Anyway, I'll keep looking and if you have any recommendations, just send them my way!

Hey @therealjacksepticeye

@septicwhovian97 and I brought something from your elves at the North Pole.

They’ve been working hard to bring YOU content to react to.

Now they’ve decided to react to YOUR content.

The tables have turned 👀

It was made last Christmas, but now it can just be a “thanks for being you” gift 😆

We hope you enjoy 💚💚💚 a lot of hard work went into it.