THEY THEY THEY THEY

Doey's 2/3 angsty traumatized teen, I think he'd love MCR

mappa’s fanservice is crazy!!!!

H E L L O ????

real

making edits of my desired realities is my therapy btw

When u got all the reasons to leave this reality but your subconscious is still not sure:

(me to my subconscious in this exact moment:)

Shifting is guaranteed. I know you hear a lot of people say this, but it truly is. Nothing can stop you from shifting, not even death. The moment you found shifting and decided you want to do it, you already did. There's no hurry, no rush, you just have to wait for it to be reflected into the 3d. And it's 100% sure that it will, so sit back, get yourself a drink (coffee) and watch it come to you!

Eren Jaeger x Reader Sleep Comfort

A/N: So sorry of this sucks, I wrote it to try and keep myself awake. There are bound to be typos and spelling errors. So sorry lol. Hope you enjoy!

    Being a scout came with a price. Losing loved ones and friends, maybe even your own life, keeps people up at night. You were one of those people. Your team had recently returned from another expedition and you watched titans hit the ground, covered in the blood of themselves and your friends. Thankfully everyone made it out alive, but many were injured.

    You couldn't sleep, plagued with nightmares of your teammates nearing death. So instead of sleeping you would do anything it took to keep yourself awake. Some nights you drew, others you deep cleaned your room and organized your bookshelves. However, you haven't slept more than four hours in over a week and it was taking its toll on your body. Your body wouldn't stop shaking and you were losing your strength. You couldn't stand without getting dizzy and you were losing your appetite. 

    Your boyfriend Eren was becoming more and more worried for you as time passed. He rarely saw you anymore and he noticed how you stopped showing up to meals. Whenever he did see you you always looked so pale and weak. After you hadn't shown up to any training sessions or meals, he decided to give you a visit.

    It was a little past 2 in the morning when Eren snuck out of his room and made his way to yours. Tip-toeing to your door, he could see the light from a candle glowing softly from your side of the door. He knocked softly.

    "Y/N? Can I come in?" He said quietly. He didn't get an answer. Hoping you were asleep and had just left your light on, he slowly opened your door and slipped inside. His eyes softened when he saw you curled under your comforter, shaking like a leaf. He ran over to you, kneeling.

    "Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?" Eren asked worriedly as he brushed a strand of hair from your eyes. You looked up to him weakly.

    "Can't sleep," you mumbled. "Haven't been able to all week." Eren sighed.

    "I'm staying here with you until you fall asleep. No offense, but you look like death itself. Why didn't you say anything?" Eren said softly as he climbed into bed behind you. He cuddled into you, resting his chin on the top of your head.

    "Didn't think about it," you responded. You scooted back to press your back against Eren. When he snaked his arms around your waist you took one of his hands and brought it to your chest. After laying in this position for a while and you still hadn't fallen asleep, Eren asked you to face him.

    "Why?" You asked. When you settled back down,chest to chest with your boyfriend, Eren grabbed you and put you on top of his chest. You could hear his heartbeat through his nightshirt and on hand settled on your waist and the other stroked your hair.

    "You need to sleep," He muttered sleepily. "And this is the best way to get you out." You tried to giggle but it came out as more of a huff of air, already nearly asleep.

    It didn't take you long to doze off in Eren’s arms. The combination of his warm embrace and his heartbeat was enough to soothe you into a dreamless sleep, void of any nightmares. Eren wouldn't admit it, but he'd do this for you every night if he had to, just to make sure you were feeling f better. It hurt him to see you so sick just because of a few sleepless nights, so he'd do anything to make you feel better again.

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fucking canon

since requests are open could I request smoke session headcanons with sally face? I sent an ask about it before but it wasn't a request, if you remember :)

take your time and it's okay if you don't write them

SMOKING WITH SAL FISHER AND LARRY JOHNSON

ahh yes !! i remember <3 I just HAD to write these for larry too so I hope that's alright (anyway guys don't do drugs, I feel like I'm obliged to say that 😎)

also just the thought of hugging sally and him smelling like cologne mixed with weed?? I need that

SAL FISHER

━ smoking sessions with sally usually take place up in the treehouse that literally only your friend group goes into. and ever since, the two of you like decorating the place and making it more cozy by adding some comfortable furniture

━ he isn't the laughing type, he doesn't get all giggly over everything you say or do. rather, he's calm because for once his head goes silent. but he'd definitely be amused if you were the type who found everything funny – it would make him smile and feel good. he's definitely the type who NEEDS company when he's high, otherwise it isn't a good experience for him because he could get paranoid

━ it's during these moments that the filter in his brain turns off for a while. he can't help but gaze over at you and watch the way the smoke hovers over your face when you exhale. he's more obvious with his feelings, becoming more touchy as the high hits and suddenly he finds himself leaning onto your body, relishing the comfort of being next to you.

━ he stares at you so much, just observing you. he has always found you very attractive, but god, your beauty is enhanced even more when he's high. he admires every single feature you hold

"you're so beautiful." sally says, looking up at you while he rests his head on your lap. you were with your back hitting the wooden wall because your body would surely fall over if you weren't stabilized by something.

you smiled widely and shook your head, "nah man, you're just high. your visions probably blurred." that applied to you, whenever you turned your head, everything felt like it was being slowed down.

sally shook his head, tickling your thighs with his blue strands of hair. "hey, I mean it." he then pushed his body up, looking right into your now lidded and relaxed eyes. he could no longer tell if the feeling of his heart pounding against his ribcage was because of the weed, or because of how you made him feel

━ the type who learns how to do tricks with the smoke !! if you ask, he'll teach you how to do some of them. and of course, he'll beg you to teach him any of the ones that you know.

━ he has the advantage of hiding that he's high really well because he usually has his mask on, but he still goes the extra mile to show that he is NOT high when he is. like when you two walk through the hallway practically leaning onto each other because you guys can't walk correctly. of course you had to bump into lisa cleaning something right?

"oh I haven't seen you two all day! be careful okay, I've been mopping so it might be slippery."

sal immediately tried to stand up straight, gulping before speaking to try and make his voice sound clear. "yeah, thanks." and as soon as you're walking away he's clinging onto you and asking if he sounded normal

━ he takes care of you really well !! he knows when you're at your limit and won't let you go overboard. and if you end up feeling sick then he'll be right by your side asking what you need and doing everything he can to make you feel better. you don't have to worry about "ruining" his high or anything, he just wants you to be okay

LARRY JOHNSON

━ he's so fun to get high with. he has a mixture of everything. the deep conversations that leave the two of you emotionally vulnerable and questioning life? check! chaotic karaoke as you two struggle to get your slurred voices out and eventually end up falling onto the floor? check!

━ HE GETS THE MUNCHIES like literally every five minutes he goes over to open his empty fridge and he comes back complaining. "dude! this sucks I have nothing, should we go buy something?"

"larry we can't even drive right now we're going to crash!" you whined, trying to get some common sense into him because hey, someone has to be just a LITTLE bit mentally stable in this situation right?

larry landed with a grunt onto his bed. "I'm too lazy anyway I feel like I'm melting, let's doordash yeah?" his voice was muffled because he was quite literally speaking with his face planted on his mattress.

and then larry can't type quickly AND he wants the entire menu so ordering doordash takes like an hour

━ larry doesn't make a strong effort to hide that he's high, because nobody in the town really cares. the adults and authorities simply do not get paid enough to care, the only person who might nag him about it is mrs. gibson but thankfully she rarely leaves her apartment. so yeah, he walks past people and does not even care that he smells like weed. he doesn't use eyedrops either, his eyes get glossy but not red.

━ he is definitely the type to come to school high, like this poor guy zones out so hard during class and is so confused when he's given a worksheet with math problems on it.

one time he turned over to the nearest person for help but didn't notice it was travis, "hey what are we doing again?"

"fuck off." travis retorted

"yeah okay."

━ he's kind of an instigator when he's high. you have an ex best friend you want to hit back up? he'll encourage you to go for it with slurred words, being all like "yeah dude, just do it and let me know—let me know what they say." and then the next morning he's like "what!? why did you send them that text? nonono, block them already!" then cue him chasing you around trying to steal your phone from you

BOTH OF THEM

━ the most comfortable place to smoke with both of them is in larry's basement with some sanity falls blasting in the background !! it's funny because sally and larry are drastically different in the way they act. so you'll just see sally laying down on the bed, his eyes closed because he's letting his body completely relax. and then there's larry whose mouth never closes because he voices all his thoughts

━ sometimes it'll only be you and larry talking because sally got the urge to play his guitar and he gets really focused !! so he kind of blocks everything out except for the noise that each string makes and the feeling of his finger pads pressing against them

━ sally is probably the most responsible one so he'll make sure that you and larry aren't doing anything TOO reckless. larry has the tendency of getting easily emotional so you and sally will have to provide him some comfort when that happens </3

━ the three of you have definitely gone to a store together at night for some snacks and ended up getting kicked out and banned because all of the shenanigans you pulled (most of it was larry)