Jayce: Omg Dude We Were So Drunk Last Night! (had 1 Mimosa)

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The Four Discoursemen

caitlyn isnt a dictator or a war criminal, y’all just can’t apply nuance to characters who are part of oppressive groups because you don’t want to see them as people and- *is shot by every caitlyn hater on earth simultaneously*

There's no art of jinx wearing the hexstrap - that I could find - and that's criminal

As an adult since your ageist/ableist ass is in need of a call out.

/Beats you with a broom/ do better!

You don’t call strangers sociopaths for having opinions, that’s ableist, and villainizes mental health issues/disorders. Beyond the point you have no grasp on what it means. You don't go calling kids ignorant for their age when you respond to media analysis with direct hatred to the person writing it. That's worse. You lack emotional regulation, go get some before you get down to the fandom playground. There will always be people of all ages, all contexts and all opinions here and everyone could deal with a lot more respect than this.

In all your mighty age you should've learned how to respect someone without needing to agree with them for it.

Do some soul searching and maturing on your own behavior before demanding that of others.

I can’t stand CaitVi

I’ll never like Caitlyn or her and Vi’s relationship. People like to say “oh you just can’t handle complex characters” or claim lesbophobia/misogyny when you criticize their ship or Caitlyn as a character. Like no bitch I just don’t like her as a person and think Vi, despite her mistakes and wrongdoings, deserves way better than Caitlyn 😭 also I am a lesbian so wtf

Also I raise you this:

Caitlyn is not a complex character at all. Maybe in season one she was, cuz you had to dig a little deep and really pay attention to understand her motivations and what drives her to act the way she does and make the choices she makes.

But in season two, however, it not hard to understand why she did what she did. I know why she gassed parts of Zaun and why she went after Jinx, and I don’t like her!

One thing I don’t understand is why Caitlyn hit Vi after Vi didn’t let her take the shot. That’s the main thing that makes me a Caitlyn/CaitVi hater. To me, Caitlyn had no logical reason to hit Vi that would’ve made me go “ohhh okay, I understand”.

People like to justify Caitlyn hitting Vi by saying “it was one time, it’s not abuse!” As if they wouldn’t leave their partner if they were hit, even if it was once. As if they wouldn’t be encouraged to leave the partner who hit them.

Saying “she was frustrated, she was upset” is still completely fucked because what happens when she gets frustrated again? Is she gonna resort to physical violence once more? People who hit others when they’re frustrated fall into a pattern of doing that when there’s no one to stop them, don’t they? 

I get that her mom died but come on, girl. She was raised with damn near all the tools one could need for processing her emotions, and in this moment, she chooses to hit the woman she supposedly loves in the stomach with the back of her gun. And her dick riders will still say that CaitVi isn’t oppressor x oppressed, like oh okay!

Vi put on the uniform of the people that killed her parents, threw her and jail and oppressed her people for years and Caitlyn never took off the uniform for Vi, but it’s not oppressor x oppressed? Vi never raised her hand against Caitlyn once, not even when she was frustrated, and Caitlyn seemed perfectly okay with hitting Vi, what, three times, but they’re not oppressor x oppressed? Caitlyn also threw that boat in Vi’s general direction the second Vi said something she didn’t like, but y’all like to gloss over that because it’s something small. Idk about y’all but I don’t throw things at people I love when I get mad!

And then, you know what really takes the cake for me? The fact that Caitlyn apologized for/brought up sleeping with Maddie out of all the fucking things in the world. She didn’t apologize for hitting her or leaving her, just for sleeping with Maddie. Does none of that other shit matter to her?? Idk I just thought that was fucked. I think their whole relationship is fucked, and I think the only reason they’re even together is because Cait was the first person to show her kindness in a long time and she got attached. Add on the fact that they went through something traumatic together that brought them closer and there ya go, there’s CaitVi. I’m sure there was real love there at some point, and they were physically attracted to each other but idk, after Caitlyn asked Vi to become and enforcer knowing that those people killed her parents and practically ruined her life, that made it clear to me that Caitlyn no longer cared that much about Vi and was more focused on what Vi could do for her.

And don’t even get me started on that godforsaken jail sex scene. That was beyond gross and inappropriate for the context of the whole situation, AND considering Vi’s history with prison cells. Genuinely what the fuck.

So yeah. I heavily dislike CaitVi, don’t like Caitlyn either. TimeBomb has my heart, I fear (I am well aware of their flaws so don’t be in my comments talking about how they beat each other up. I know. At least it was mutual and at least they had a reason to be fighting. Just saying!)

Vi x Calvin Klein

I saw some people on Twitter and TikTok requesting artists to draw Vi doing a Calvin Klein ad, so I've got you covered! 😉

arcane ship discourse is like 1000x funnier when you realize these goons are fighting about LEAGUE OF LEGENDS characters. do y’all realize how humiliating that is for you guys?

"meljayvik where mel and viktor share jayce" OR THEY'RE ALL IN LOVE, PLEASE. i want them all happy.

Caitjinx week day six: First date/Anniversary

🦈: “So… why the aquarium?”

⚖️: “This. I know you really like sharks, so…”

🦈: “WOAH!!!”

⚖️: “Happy anniversary, Jinx,”

/Bunnyhugs you ❤︎

Your interests are fun and fresh, so its a good time all around

What makes it even funnier is I post more about trans hcs and ambessa than actually caitvijinx lmao but sure

GASP

Warn the masses!!!

there’s a dirty proshipper in town!

You know that @hexstrapstan is a CaitViJinx shipper, right? Just letting you know that you interact with some problematic accounts.

my sibling in christ. i am the problematic account.

fear not! i’m aware that the meme blog that my friend (who has not watched arcane) made occasionally features caitvijinx posts. so does my blog.

god bless lmao