Yeah It Did For Me At Some Point Too Lol

yeah it did for me at some point too lol

I physically can’t stop listening to this song, it’s addictive

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1 month ago

no because its all just egirls in kink wear i lowk wanna unfollow the tag because its all softcore porn

tradgoth pov doomscrolling: >big tiddy "goth" gf >spicy "content" >ai generated "content" is the goth tag beyond saving at this point anyway here's bauhaus


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4 months ago
Bob Ross And Peapod The Pocket Squirrel (1984)
Bob Ross And Peapod The Pocket Squirrel (1984)

Bob Ross and Peapod the Pocket squirrel (1984)

1 month ago

people are misinterpreting this so much. OP isn't saying you don't just hate kids in general because you don't just hate things for no reason.

you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

4 months ago

PLEASE READ!!!

You know that feeling when you open your laundry and realize one sock is mysteriously missing? Here’s the truth no one wants you to know:

Socks aren’t just disappearing. They’re being taken.

It started in the 1950s, when sock manufacturers noticed a strange pattern: socks weren’t just getting worn out—they were vanishing from homes. At first, it was brushed off as careless laundry habits, but then, the phenomenon spread. Whole sock pairs were disappearing from laundry baskets, never to be seen again. No one could explain it. But the TRUTH? The socks are being collected by a covert organization known as "The Thread."

The Thread is an underground network of laundry enthusiasts—self-appointed custodians of the global sock economy. They believe that socks are more than just fabric; they are energy conduits that store the residual emotional energy of their owners. A well-worn sock, they argue, is infused with a kind of personal aura, representing the essence of its owner’s daily experiences. In short: socks are more than just clothing—they are SPIRITUAL BATTERIES.

The Thread's goal? To collect enough energy from discarded socks to fuel a GLOBAL SHIFT IN POWER. They have been siphoned off, one by one, into a vast underground warehouse where the accumulated energy is harvested.

THIS ENERGY IS NOT HARMLESS

WHY DO THEY NEED SOCKS? BECAUSE SOCKS ARE WOVEN FROM YOUR ESSENCE. YOUR FAVORITE PAIR?

IT HOLDS MORE THAN JUST FOOT SWEAT AND MAN MILK.

IT HOLDS YOUR MOOD, YOUR THOUGHTS, YOUR ROUTINES—EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOU, YOU. ONCE THEY’VE AMASSED ENOUGH SOCK ENERGY, THE THREAD WILL UNLOCK THE FINAL PHASE: THE ABILITY TO CONTROL THE VERY FABRIC OF SOCIETY ITSELF.

1 month ago

‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻Introduction Post༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙

❛❛ some people get by, with a little understanding some people get by, with a whole lot more❜❜

─ ཐི ⋅ ♰ ⋅ Bromley ─ ཐི ⋅ ♰ ⋅ he/him ─ ཐི ⋅ ♰ ⋅ au

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˚₊‧⁺⋆♱ Idk what my gender is but I'm 90% sure I'm not cis ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱ I like goth music a lot ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱ I'm omni with a preference for men ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱ I'm a bit slow 😭 ˚₊‧⁺⋆♱ Baby bat

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(divider by @ aquazero)


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4 months ago

Andy & Allison

Andy & Allison

My favorite characters in The Breakfast Club

I’ve been hanging out with this girl who’s exactly like an irl Allison lately, so she’s suddenly back on my mind lol (hey, im a short wrestler/jock guy like andrew so…👀)

ref pic + alt version under the cut

Andy & Allison
Andy & Allison

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1 month ago

i don't know if i'm trans but i've realised i'm uncomfortable with my body and i feel the same way as you wearing feminine clothes, i just pretend i'm a femboy tbh

PRO TIP FOR TRANS MEN: if you are forced to wear hyperfeminine clothing or makeup and that makes you dysphoric, but you’re not out yet/in a position safe enough to come out, here’s how I make the situation LESS uncomfortable. this is what works for me and is not guaranteed to work for you at all.

Anyways… pretend you’re in drag. Just go all out. Wear heavy makeup and dramatic eyeliner or the most feminine dress you have and just pretend it’s drag even if it’s NOT. Just pretend. Note that this may not work if your dysphoria with makeup and feminine clothing is VERY strong. Mines is mediocre discomfort, as I could probably wear dresses just fine if I had a flag chest.

1 month ago
Moondial, 1988, Colin Cant
Moondial, 1988, Colin Cant

Moondial, 1988, Colin Cant

1 month ago

STORYBOARD/ANIMATIC TIPS

ko-fi✏️

I made these for my friends, but I thought that might be helpful for yall as well! hehe! Now whenever someone asks for storyboard tips I can throw this at them!

STORYBOARD/ANIMATIC TIPS
STORYBOARD/ANIMATIC TIPS
STORYBOARD/ANIMATIC TIPS
STORYBOARD/ANIMATIC TIPS
STORYBOARD/ANIMATIC TIPS

Examples of storyboards I made for fun:

STORYBOARD/ANIMATIC TIPS
STORYBOARD/ANIMATIC TIPS
STORYBOARD/ANIMATIC TIPS
1 month ago

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #1

The original that spawned all the copy cats

1. @elvis-official

2. @evil-elvis-official

3. @elvis-hell

4. @eggvis-preggsley

5. @gay-elvis

6. @catgirl-presley

7. @emo-presley

8. @werewolfelvis

9. @italian-elvis-official

10. @elvis-imitator-official

11. @eagle-elvis

12. @snailvis

13. @pelvis-presley

14. @mii-elvis

15. @transfem-elvis

16. @transmasc-elvis

17. @miniature-elvis

18. @elvis-unofficial

19. @haiku-presley-elvis

20. @sauromon-presley-the-orber

21. @mouseelvis

22. @scary-elvis

23. @nonbinary-elvis

24. @gen-z-elvis

25. @elvispurrsley

26. @elvis-parsley-official

27. @italian-elvis

28. @italian-elvis-unofficial

29. @invincible-elvis-official

30. @gayelvissupportivefather

31. @phannie-elvis

32. @Robot-Elvis (may he rest in peace)

33. @elvis-compressedly

34. @yelserp-sivle

35. @elvish--presley

36. @elvis-parsley-chiapet

37. @penvis-presley

38. @lionelvis

39. @grian-elvis-prestley

40. @elvis-mumbo

41. @dynamite-elvis-offical

42. @ghost-of-elvis-official

43. @the-ghost-of-elvis

44. @shark-presley

45. @elvis-official-impersonator

46. @catboy-presley

47. @elvis-resercher-official

48. @elvis-exterminator

49. @furina-de-fontelvis

50. @leprechaun-elvis-official

Current Elvis count on tumblr.com: 50+!

THIS LIST IS FULL!!

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