They Are So Each Other Coded 🦇🔮🖤

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

ALL 30 TOMODACHI LIFE FANS (INCLUDING ME) ARE REJOICING RN‼️‼️‼️

YESSS IVE WAITED 30 YEARSSSSS

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

uhm... yes-

someone sent me this on discord today too😭😭

⚡️💛HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID BOWIE 💛⚡️

Dang, this book is nostalgic. It was released in 2002 (the same year I received that comforter it's currently laying on, incidentally), back when I was nine/ten-years-old and my baby bat journey officially began. Over half of the websites mentioned are Geocities or Angelfire and a bunch of the bands and messageboards it mentions no longer exist.

GUYSSSS I FOUND BILLY IDOL FAN BLOGS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

how tf do people keep their main blogs aesthetic? side blogs are easy when its focused on a topic and curated but MAIN?!?! are you a mad man?!?!

the pussies of mercy is wild

The pussies of mercy: Purrland