"Hey Honey. Your Dad's Out Of Town So I Was Wondering If I Could Get Your Opinion On A Couple Of Outfits.

"Oh come on, let's stop pretending like you don't want me to lift up this dress..

My mom won't be home for another hour you know "

"Ughh seriously dad? Are you pitching a boner in front of my friends?"

"Omg I just saw it jump, you're dad is literally throbbing"

That's right. Stay right there and pull it out. I don't give a fuck if people are looking. Stare at these tits and start stroking, now.

When your sister and her friends find out you're taking part in No Nut November this year and she decides to place a bet with them that she can make you fail.

Your slutty step-sister loves to remind you how she completely fucking owns you

It was at this moment I knew.. I was fucked

"You know we can see you right? Yes you. Behind the screen. Stroke it till you're about to cum and then take your hands off. You're pathetic "