Fuck. I should've never let her borrow my laptop without logging out.
"Cmon son aren't you coming out the pool for dinner?"
Umm, I think I'm gonna stay in the pool a little while longer mom
"Aww it's okay honey, you don't need to hide your little erection from me. It's a completely normal reaction. Now come on, stand up and show me what mommy's done to you"