As soon as my mom hugged me and I felt her nipples poking my chest I exploded right there in my boxers.
Every night my daughter's make me stand and watch them give each other a 'goodnight kiss'. Only when they can see I'm hard in my pants am I allowed to leave and go to bed.
And every night I go to bed with a raging hard on knowing it would be wrong for me to do anything about it. The blue balls are excruciating.
Being a single dad is tough. Being a single dad with two slutty daughters who enjoy teasing their daddy is torture.
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"Say Mr. G, me and my friends were wondering. Earlier when you were going round giving us drinks, what was that buldge in your shorts? I told my friends it can't possibly be a boner because you know how young we are, right? I told them you're not one of those kinda pervs, are you?"
What? Um, yeah, I mean no of course not, must've just been the material bunching up you know?. Um I gotta go do some work now, see yourself out?
Hi Mr. G! I just wanted to thank you for letting me use your pool...