Bruce in a stretched out Nightwing suit:
Tim: Bruce Thomas Wayne, take that shit off NOW! Your bones are CREAKING trying to replicate Dick’s flips
Bruce: Bludhaven needs Nightwing
Tim: The seams are ripping on that costume, get out and let me put the stupid suit on, you don’t have the ass to be Nightwing
Bruce: I’ll have you know I was named sexiest man alive for three years straight! My ass is perfectly fine!
!!crying!!
I usually don’t post videos on tumblr but oh well
Also ty guys so much for 12k on one of my lasts posts‼️‼️‼️ SERIOUSLY THAT’S CRAZY
I'm a little late to the party but happy birthday Jason Todd!!!
Interviewer: so what is your opinion on real-life fanfiction?
Cass: hmm?
Interviewer: fanfiction centering around real people. Such as yourselves.
Tim, grinning: well I mean I've been writing a self-inseet into the Wayne Family fic since I was ten, (it updates on Tuesdays, by the way) so....
Interviewer: blinks
Duke, delighted: whaaattt???
Tim: were you not made aware? I thought everyone knew, and we just weren't talking about it.
Dick: no, no that's definitely just you, Tim. Somehow it does not surprise me, though.
Tim: huh. Well, it's quite popular
HAHHAHAAHAAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAG
love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?
Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…
he sure is reding that hood
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Bruce- So anyway, then I-, wait. Hang on.
Bruce, standing and walking to the window, pulling it open and leaning out of it- Don't even think about it!
Jason- Oh, come on!
Dick- How'd you know?!
Tim- I TOLD you he bugged us!
Clark- What were they about to do?
Bruce- No idea. But I've learned to play the odds
HOLD ON IM TYNA SPELL GOREGOWEEUES
Jason❤️
Hey! I’m back from my trips to Portugal and the US, finally have some time to draw again! hehe^^
Here’s a doodle I worked on during my trip and finished up at home. Part: 1
TEEEEEHGEEEEEEEEEW
the bite is a gift 🐺💉
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The Tim being allergic to carrots headcanon is so important to me for absolutely no good reason at all
Not Batfam but Shazam is also here because he deserves to be
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