TEEHE

he sure is reding that hood

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i follow your tiktok and i've gotten some awesome fic recs from you! i was wondering, have you read "oh the places you'll go" by ilike_color? it's a fic where miles gets sent to gotham instead of dimention 42, it's really good!

ooo I haven't read that one, thanks for the rec!!! I'll have to check it out later it sounds rlly interesting :DD

anyways i think bruce historically takes the batboys on an annual fishing trip which they all hate so so so much. it gets to the point where it's only tim accompanying him, because unlike dick or jason, tim would simply disintegrate from guilt if he stayed home.

then cass comes along and bruce thinks "oh no well there goes my fishing trips. all of the boys hate them anyways... and it's not like i can take a GIRL fishing."

cue bruce and cass, alone next to some dinky old river with nothing but their fishing rods and an esky full of cold beers, wearing a matching pair of fuckass fishing hats, both religiously applying sunscreen and bug spray.

Tim: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Jason: Nat 20 Charisma.

Tim: That is NOT how that works.

HAHAHHAHAHhhahahaha how y’all doing today 😇

Remus Lupin 🤍

EAJDHJWJD

I'll tidy it up, I dont mind picking up after us - Clean by Noah Floersch

!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOTHAM CITY PSA: PLEASE stop letting your cats out at night

i just saw Red Robin get mauled by a tabby on fear toxin they really do NOT like the birds

teehee

i like to think jason uses his scars for his friends/family advantages and not even in a cool guy way, just in a lame way to get the other robins and vigilantes to think twice about their actions

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dicks kid: what happened to your face uncle jayjay

jason: i didn’t eat my vegetables

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Bruce: i need Damian to start listening to me, he’s getting to age of rebellion

Jason: i got you

[later]

Bruce: did you seriously tell Damian I fed you to killer croc when you were little and that’s why you ended up with your scars?

Jason: is he listening?

Bruce:

Jason: your welcome

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this could work with all the batfamily members actually

[when Duke was first starting to be signal]

Nightwing: oh don’t even get me started about the one i have on my upper bicep because i didn’t follow orders and got ran over by the riddler

Signal: ???

Red Robin: oh and i lost my spleen because i decided to fight assassins by myself

Nightwing: Tim what

Red Robin: !

me and pooks

uppies!!