It Was Fucking Great. A+++

It was fucking great. A+++

just for the record ・:*𑁍✧˚₊ overheard on the bowie is possibly the filthiest, smuttiest, most plotless thing i've ever written. far too many orgasms to be bodily possible. no storyline whatsoever. the emotional depth of a tabletop fountain. please don't expect anything but gratuitous ridiculousness omg sorry

also trying to capture reader's vibe in this oneshot has been absolute hellllll

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5 months ago

My boy…. Noooooo

In Stasis🌌

In stasis🌌

8 months ago

Pretty much me too. Currently working up a serving of pain for my boy and gal.

Me: they deserve the best. To be happy. To have love and peace!

also me, writing them:

Me: They Deserve The Best. To Be Happy. To Have Love And Peace!
7 years ago

Please, if you need it, get help.

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

6 months ago

What I love about Rocket is the 100% sass on the boy. This line is perfection.

Even in alternate universes, like my Entanglement, he would still say this about Quill. Even and maybe especially, if he was in a romantic relationship with Quill. Just because the lil guy loves someone, doesn’t mean that the constant burns, insults, and grumpiness ever stop.

Never go full Quill

7 months ago

It delights me to know that my art made you happy! I wish I had more free time to make art for your wonderful stories. You have been so great, and the greatest present is being your friend.

Happiest birthday to raccoonfallsharder! You are the best, and you deserve the moon and stars! In addition to being an amazing storyteller, they are a wonderful, kind, loving friend. I’ve benefited so much from knowing them. In honor of their special day is a gouache on fabric painting from their incredible story “Cicatrix.”

Happiest Birthday To Raccoonfallsharder! You Are The Best, And You Deserve The Moon And Stars! In Addition
Happiest Birthday To Raccoonfallsharder! You Are The Best, And You Deserve The Moon And Stars! In Addition
Happiest Birthday To Raccoonfallsharder! You Are The Best, And You Deserve The Moon And Stars! In Addition
Happiest Birthday To Raccoonfallsharder! You Are The Best, And You Deserve The Moon And Stars! In Addition
Happiest Birthday To Raccoonfallsharder! You Are The Best, And You Deserve The Moon And Stars! In Addition
10 months ago

I’m gonna write the fuck outta this scene you’ve imagined if you aren’t careful. 🦝 🧔

tbh rocket in the 2021 video game looks like a cute lil man with his beard i wanna braid it

looooook

i have so many thoughts about this lil guy and his goatee. i already started writing about it in my LENGTHY fuckin list of eidos-rocket headcanons that i'm trying to post in july (i'm so close to being done watching the game but then i feel like i gotta go find all his lines somewhere tbh because i can't just rewatch it 4+ times like i have with the movies). but honestly, this guy is the most vain rocket, i'm pretty sure. his fur is SO fluffy and sleek. and that little beard is so well-manicured and maintained and flowy. he's got lil beads in it. what a cutie.

(i may have said this before but like, he for sure stole beard-oil from some spartoi dickhead at some point, just for laughs? but then got addicted to how nice it made his fur feel. eventually he had to find a knowhere vendor who could reproduce it for him on the cheap)

like all rockets, i'm sure he hates being touched without consent, though it probably looks something like "hey, get your krutackin' mitts off the fur!" ...but once he trusts you? he's for sure gonna let you groom him. he loves the way it feels when you comb through his fur delicately, dividing and weaving together the surprisingly-silky strands. sometimes he'll even let you choose the beads, as long as they match his overall aesthetic.

(depending on your relationship, this could definitely become a steamy situation. i imagine you sprawled across him in his hammock, braiding his beard while he lays on his back with a hand tucked under his head and the other tracing your shoulderblade with a light, prickling claw. for sure there's been at least once that you were helping him with it in the common room - fully-clothed and actually innocent for once, with him sitting on the couch and you on your knees in front of him. pete walked in, saw you, turned bright red, and backed out of the room like he'd just seen something that would scar him for life. look there's an undeniable intimacy to it)

4 months ago
You Know You Have A Problem When You See The Gang Everywhere. Tell Me You Don’t See This Too.

You know you have a problem when you see the gang everywhere. Tell me you don’t see this too.

Bear= Drax

Fox= Gamora

Raccoon= Rocket

Bunny= Peter

Squirrel= Mantis

Bluejay= Nebula


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1 year ago

Rocket: [drinking alcohol]

Quill: Seriously? Dude, it’s like noon!

Rocket: You drank all the coffee so what am I supposed to drink? Water?

8 months ago

Absolutely his look.

Rocket Raccoon In This And His Dad Glasses

Rocket Raccoon in this and his dad glasses

1 year ago

Glorious artwork for Entanglement, like pure and perfect and amazing. I adore it so much!

There’s So Many Cute Scenes. I Attempted This One While Trying To Perfect A Tiny Petra Look. Thank
There’s So Many Cute Scenes. I Attempted This One While Trying To Perfect A Tiny Petra Look. Thank
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There’s so many cute scenes. I attempted this one while trying to perfect a tiny Petra look. Thank you @hibatasblog for making such a gift for everyone!

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Fan art for the amazing fan fic Window Across the Galaxy by raccoonfallsharder

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