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it is so important to feed your puppysub little treats by hand sometimes! it helps with their socialization because if they bite your fingers you get to train that out of them. just stick your fingers in their mouth and start sliding them in and out, reminding them the whole time "your mouth is made to be fucked, puppy. not to bite people". maybe if they really aren't getting it you can stuff your tcock in their mouth and teach them how to suck good and gentle or else poor pup might choke a little, and we wouldn't want that right? train them until they let you place treats, or fingers, or even cock on their tongue and they gently accept any of them into their mouth like a good obedient puppy 💕

"What the Fuck", Sirius thinks, going red as James winks at him after the match victory, and his knees go weak when he sees Remus grinning at them from the stands.

"What the Fuck", Remus thinks, his stomach doing funny things as James hollers his name from the ground and Sirius smiles along in his direction, all flushed and sweaty and happy.

"WHAT THE FUCK", James thinks, getting heart palpitations as Sirius swings an arm around his neck to give him a fat smooch on the cheek, and Remus cackling that gorgeous laugh at their antics.

not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he

Humanity and God(s): 1. Blackout: Remembering The Things I Drank To Forget by Sarah Hepola / 2. Some Anatomies of Melancholy by Robert Burton / 3.Tears and Saints by Emil Cioran / 4. Portrait of the Illness as Nightmare by Leila Chatti / 5. Secrets about People: A Short and Dangerous Introduction to René Girard by Alex Danco / 6. NBC Hannibal Season 2 Episode 2 "Sakizuki"

the cosmic horror implications of timeloops are fascinating if you actually stop to think about it. because in order to trap someone in a situation like that you'd either have to reset all of time with each loop, which suggests a staggeringly horrifying scale of power and personal pettiness, or you'd have to isolate an area of effect to keep replaying like a broken record while the rest of time continues around it, posing potentially destructive consequences for the integrity of reality itself if people and things caught in the timeloop fail to show up in the present and effect change outside of it.

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

i don't know what autistic person needs to hear this but they are not watching you. the entire world is not constantly waiting for you to do something weird and laugh at you behind your back. you do not need to constantly self-police whenever there's the slightest chance another person might see you. you have a right to be your autistic self in public spaces. stop fighting yourself for their sake.

guys will be like this edible’s not hitting :/ and then five mins later be bent over panting writhing moaning squirming begging rutting whimpering groaning humping grinding shuddering trembling