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We recently hired an outside consultant and everyone at the office was extremely nervous with her showing up on a friday. Though after her first day see seemed to understand our culture as this is how she arrived on Monday

do you wanna watch porn together?

We prefer making it and then watching it together afterwards

When people ask why we have 5 secretaries when 3 could easily do the work I show them this photo and they understand each one has their day

Team building the other week was done with everyone in attendance and we had them work together in groups to perform

Putting up our new tree this afternoon.

Is your tree up yet?

The one hire we had that raised many eyebrows at first was our cock sucking cougar. Who hands down gives the best head of any slut. She is in control of our interns and as she seduces them and we see how they react we learn very quickly if they are someone that will be a good fit in our company

For international women's day I had some art worked commissioned for our office of my slut

Ready to open the doors and present my slut to the new friends we have decided to join us

Looking forward to long weekends and friends coming, staying and playing

When I told my buddy that I got a dj for his birthday he was slightly disappointed. But didn't realize that the dj had music but actual skill was the dick journey around the party