This Is A Favourite At Our Parties. We Have One Of The Sluts Tied Up Downstairs In This And A Video Camera

Slut has a new foreign exchange toy and I get to watch her nightly training sessions. Hard to complain at this sight

We used to do fantasy football at our office but we have now moved onto fantasy fucktoy and points are awarded for bringing in outside fuck toys

Every once in a while we have one of our hires that wants to be a complete whore and be used by anyone and everyone but she is worried that she won't be able to look at all the people that fuck her the next day at work. We came up with the blind fold and noise canceling headphones as a way to make it happen. Now the fun part is we can invite anyone to cum and use her, so we had a couple of her university friends, an ex boyfriend and her neighbour join in the fun and she has no idea.

When people ask why we have 5 secretaries when 3 could easily do the work I show them this photo and they understand each one has their day

Glad to be back to these type of masks at parties

We said that for this weekend with enjoying and relaxing we shouldn't drive so there is no chance of having any accidents. When we left the office this morning after grabbing thr last of the items we ran into some of our staff looking for a ride

We only hire smart sluts. It's too expensive in business and life for dumb whores. Also dumb where's get boring very quickly and we end up just giving them away to a hockey or football team to be the puck slut or balls girl

Dumb = Bad

Smart = Good

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When we found our new nanny we asked if she played any sports. Her answer of being the reason the junior hockey team won the national championship, and had the ring to prove it was a good start. Also being a gymnast and being flexible to do whatever we need, made her the head choice

Heels are always a position of power at the office