Humans Are Weird And Frustrating

Humans are weird and frustrating

An Alien’s observations on a Human subject.

~ Alien: “Human, why have you played this strange vocal frequency ten times?”

Human: “This is my emotional support song.”

*Later*

Alien: “Human, you are not feeling well! Allow me to play ‘Your emotional support song.’

Human: "Nah, now I’m sick of that song.”

~ A: “Why do you keep such a small blanket? This does not cover you, and you have many blankets that do.”

H: “It’s my baby blanket. People like to keep stuff from when they were babies.”

A: “But it serves no functional purpose!”

H: “It serves an emotional purpose.”

~ H: “This show’s not as good as remember. I remember loving this as a kid!”

A: “You remember it differently!?”

H: “Guess I had lower standards back then.”

A: “They were even lower?”

~ A: “Human, you have played the same disc of fictional entertainment fifteen times now.”

H: “And I enjoy it each time!” ~ A: “Human, I thought this vocal frequency made you terribly ill!”

H: “This song still slaps. I just needed a break from it.” A: “The frequencies can injure you…”

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highdrivingsarah

6 years ago

Honestly same, but sometimes its my own mind telling me how ungrateful I am. And then i start questioning social structures.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who sees how absolutely fucked up the world and our lives are. Like, we spend our entire life studying or working our asses off and then we die. But every time I bring this up to someone, they make me feel like the most ungrateful and awful person in the world just for thinking it.

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

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5 years ago

dogs are so pure

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6 years ago

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highdrivingsarah

6 years ago

Young children understand more than they can expell; in adults, it is vice vera.

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highdrivingsarah

5 years ago

“Queer people exist. Choosing not to accept them is not an option. To anyone watching this that isn’t out, it’s okay. You’re okay. You were born this way, it’s right, and anyone that has a problem with it is wrong. Based on your circumstance, you might not feel ready to tell people yet or, that it’s safe, and that’s fine too, just know that living your truth with pride is the way to be happy. You are valid, it gets so much better, and the future is clear. It’s pretty queer.”

— Daniel Howell, “Basically I’m Gay”

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highdrivingsarah

9 years ago

Like promised yesterday, here’s brand new Kagami audio - and I mean brand new, as this CD was released recently. This is NSFW, dummy mic audio, so put your headphones on! - More Kagami audios - More character audios -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- This is from Drama CD “Kareshi ga Icha××(Ero) wo Kyouyou Shite, Douyou no Toru Mattaku neraremasen! Vol.1 Haruto” Thank you for cozynoon for pointing this out for me!

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highdrivingsarah

5 years ago

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

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highdrivingsarah

5 years ago

True tho

i mean to be fair we kinda don't deserve content anyway

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