Thought: I Do NOT Think That 50% Of The World’s Billionaires should Be Women. I Think There Shouldn’t

I mean, I am german and even in germany we have this joke “Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache” which means “the german language is a difficult language” But even we dont do shit like this. Sure we have like complicated formal and informal forms and like hella big words and stuff But come on we dont say “I am sleeping” we say “Ich schlafe” > “I sleep” This -ing form is driving me mad since 2012 (5th grade), nowadays i get it but its useless

English is such a dumb language like why the fuck do I have to be sleeping

you can't be a verb lmao fuckin clowns

Wine bottle

My mom accidentally dropped a bottle of wine, after that she came to me.

Mom: „Look, this is a good bottle, stable and well-built“

Me: „I wish my life would be that stable and well-built”

She laughed at me. Like literally laughed, thanks mom; thanks.

Welcome home, @danielhowell. 💕

❞You are never trapped. There is always hope. You just need to believe in yourself and get to the other side.❝

YES

As a capricorn I want a women who doesn't beg me to save her. Who doesn't murk my still waters. Who sees my strength and depth without showing hesitation. Who understands my fear and anxiety are not on the surface but constantly circling under waiting to feed and I am no ones solution. I am not a mother. I have given enough life to these hoes.

Gryffindor: HAPPY 2020, GUYSS!!

Hufflepuff: Wow, new year! New hopes, new resolutions!

Slytherin: I just want this shit to end already.

Ravenclaw: There are two kinds of people.

Mood

Summer break is a funny thing, I get slapped by my extroverted side too often, sit the whole day at home being bored and then suddenly start questioning life.

Overall, I’m pathetic and don’t know how to survive starting work in September. And I’m stressing over my driving license test.

I realise my parents don’t actually understand my twisted Gen Z sense of nihilistic humour like I’m currently coughing my lungs up and I have four shows to peform in the next week and two full dress rehearsals so I said ‘I could just chug an entire bottle of cough syrup before each show and hope for the best’ and then my mum said she was gonna take the bottle out of my room because she genuinely thought I was going to do it like no mother if I was going to chug an entire bottle of anything it would be bleach