Art by @miasonwing !!!! Aren’t they lovely??
by Miss_y_am_i_here After the events of MISTRESS OF MAGIC, Gotham City is left a No Man's Land and split into territories owned by ruthless supervillains. Kept locked away from all of this in the gothic Arkham Asylum lays a blonde woman, left abandoned and insane, her laughs and cries ignored by everyone except her neighbour. The only thing keeping her from losing what remains of her sanity, is the promise that one day she would be reunited with her Joker... Words: 1729, Chapters: 1/10, Language: English Series: Part 2 of DC ABSOLUTION Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DC Elseworlds, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Harley Quinn (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, Multi Characters: Harleen Quinzel, Bruce Wayne, Joker (DCU), Edward Nygma, Barbara Gordon, Dinah Lance, Helena Bertinelli, Rupert Thorne, Pamela Isley, Matches Malone, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson Relationships: Harleen Quinzel/Bruce Wayne, Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel, Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Dark, Inspired by Twin Peaks, Inspired by Beware The Claws That Catch Alice, Arkham Asylum is Terrible, Escaping Arkham Asylum, The Joker is abusive, Bisexual Harleen Quinzel, Abusive Relationships, Harleen is Attracted to Broken Men, Memory Loss, Dick Grayson is Robin, Hallucinations, Bruce Wayne is Suffering Amnesia, Harleen Quinzel is Suffering Amnesia, Slut Shaming, partially NSFW, No Smut, Mentioned Trafficking, batquinn, harlivy - Freeform via https://ift.tt/UQRkEBN
Incorrect DC quotes part 13
Billy dabbing up tawny after foiling dr Sivanas plans once again
A Gift,
those first 22 issues i read last night were enough to make me want to draw him ngl
Dad Marvel idea. (That I got from the captain Marvel fan group) Billy accidentally picks up on parental lingo when he's just trying to be there. And he can't help it when teens older than him see him as sort of a dad/parental figure.
Que him trying to keep it all together as he deals with traumatized teens as a traumatized kid. Like posing as a guardian figure for a school meeting of some sort (he always does it with himself, why wouldn't it work on the other Teens?..)
Batman asked Cap to go to parent teacher conferences, P.A meetings and all the other school stuff for his kids cause he got stuck up on a case that he NEEDED to solve(that's Tim's thing but whatever.)
And he's great at it, wonderful even. So that leads to all the other JL members asking for Cap to pose as an Uncle, Older brother, or any other sort of that matter.
That leads to him making life long enemies with the P.A moms.
Billy (in cap for wearing a suit that he was gifted from Batman for this reason alone.): Sarah, I thought I TOLD you to bring boiled potatoes not that *visibly wenching* potato salad for the class picnic. I thought I told you I WILL handle the cooking?
Some mom named Sarah: Oh, how silly of me. Well it's fine though, you saw how popular my potato salad was at the P.A meeting. Mr.Charles (fake name that so luckily happened to be C.C's)
Billy: Well! It was sure of a fight for the janitors to clean the toilets after? Wasn't it? Sarah?
Another one would be.
Billy: Oh, Heather's mom. How nice of you to bring those doggie treats for the Dogs, I would say you put verrrry hard work into them! (Feeding one of the cookies to Titus [Don't worry, he made sure that they were safe. Luckily she didn't add anything harmful to Dogs in them])
Heather's mom: Oh realllly? I wasn't sure if I was making it for Dogs or a human, it's pretty hard to tell with you?
Just so you know all of these are said in a very fake, condescending? backfaced tones. Plus a tiny add on as Billy pretended to be his own guardian for his parent teacher meeting.
Mrs. Smith: I'll have you know that, well Billy has been coming to school in interesting clothing options. I'm not one to judge Mr.Batson, but are you really letting your son go out like that?(Def judging him for looking homeless.)
Captain Marvel: I'll have you know that's the latest Fad between the little fellas. He's just following the trend that's outside of Fawcett! Well if you go to the new Gotham or new york city everybody dresses up like that. There's nothing wrong for my boy to follow modern fashion trends such as that.!
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Literally Sobbing
Tim playing quietly at the foot of his mother's vanity while she gets ready for a gala, his mother watching him out of the corner of her eye
Tim grinning from behind his mother's leg at the socialite who insulted him while his mother rips them a new one
Tim trying on Janet's dresses and trying to do make-up so he can "be pretty like mommy". Janet helping to clean him up and showing him how to do it properly
Tim who doesn't mind when his parents leave because he'll know they'll always come back eventually and his mother will tell him everything when they do
Tim who is usually so in control of his emotions fully breaks down when he gets the news about his mother's death
Tim being so devastated that he's borderline catatonic during her funeral. Barely able to go through the motions of being a polite host while half of his heart is missing.
Tim Drake being the biggest mama's boy