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Catch-22: (n.) a paradoxical situation from which an individual cannot escape because of contradictory rules or limitations

*Sylus shopping hand in hand with MC at a night market*

MC: Ooo how about this? Cute right? *shows him the most atrocious multi-colored ratty bag ever*

Sylus: *eye twitch* Yes, so cute I can feel my eyes watering. *grins*

MC: Hey! It's not that bad!

Sylus: I think only you and the fish can really... appreciate all of the colors.

MC: *gasps* You think we should get it for him for his birthday?

Sylus: *laughing* Oh, he'd love it.

MC: *looks at other items at the shop* Ah! Sylus! They have a couple more! We can all match! 😊

Sylus: *sad crow noises*

Sylus: *whispering* I almost got away with it too...😒

MC: What was that?

Sylus: Nothing, dearest. 😌

things that are not talked about enough in Love and Deepspace

i'm surprised i haven't found something like this for LADS, so decided to document some interesting things I found while playing. i limited myself to Main Story, Kindled Memories, Moments posts, texts, interactions, (or stuff you can proc while playing) and did not include limited time events or the chibi comics.

(i've definitely missed out on many so feel free to reblog and add your own encounters!)

read part 2!

Sylus and Xavier are big eaters

Rafayel gets seasick, despite being a fish

Sylus got lost in a train station once

Rafayel can hear fish scream

Nobody comments when Sylus polishes a gun in public at a cafe

Xavier and MC lived in the same building for 6 months before they find out

Sylus’s heart rate can reach up to 150 bpm, and he wants MC to sync to it

Nobody recognises Xavier while he’s wearing the Lumiere mask

Rafayel scolds a cat

Rafayel then made MC choose between him and said cat

This happens twice

Sylus goes ice fishing, often with little success

Xavier also goes fishing, often with more success

Nobody comments when the boys show up to the cafe in nothing but bath towels

MC has said that the dual-prong claw reminds her of a really big fork

Rafayel makes you choose between him and a cat printed on a badge

Sylus has implied that his muscles and abs are not real

Rafayel synced his phone to MC’s steps tracker at one point

Sylus also does this

Xavier names every bird that visits his house

Rafayel used a piece of bread as an eraser, then ate it afterwards

Sylus sleeps sitting up

MC loses a fight against 12 crabs

Zayne believes in mythical creatures (or, at the very least, unicorns)

Sylus’s nickname “Lil S”

Rafayel paints with the blood of his slain people sometimes

Xavier found a bird egg in one of his flower pots one day, and wants to boil and eat it

Sylus guides a scared duck back home

This happens twice

“I’m pretty sure there’s bad juju in that custard bread.” is a line Rafayel once said

MC accidentally grows garlic instead of daffodils

Zayne mistook a plastic bag for a white cat

Sylus gets his motorbike stolen

Sylus and MC were spotted on a joyride because they were wearing glow-in-the-dark glasses

Xavier’s Hunter Uniform is popular with kids

Xavier takes a photo using a public telephone

Sylus recommends tequila as a dinner option

The account named rafayel_ridable_fish_dinner

Zayne’s nickname at the cafe “Large 100% Sugar Latte To Go”

Sylus expressed an interest in baseball

MC is a true crime watcher

MC gifts Zayne a jar of air, and he recommends her to get a MRI scan

Street interviews would absolutely get MC in trouble 😂

Need sylus and caleb fight for me

They both have strong asf evols

sylus is rich. disgustingly so. he only eats at fancy restaurants and shops at big ticket department stores.

there is nothing i would like to do more than show him the beautiful world of street dumplings and second hand hobby stores.

10 dumplings for ten dollars? they can't be good. wrong. they're mouthwatering. hidden store with other people's used stuff? definitely just trash in there. wrong. they've got rare vinyls he's been looking for for ages on auction sites.

there's so many beautiful things he hasn't experienced due to his absurd wealth and i think that's just tragic. i want to see him eat a messy burger from my favorite diner. i want to see him find vintage designer sweaters in thrift stores for five dollars. i want to see him do normal poor person activities.

there is nothing i love more than sylus x an insanely normal person. a man drenched in gold and diamonds and his partner who prefers wearing sweats. a man used to the finest things in life and a partner who is content with common pleasures. delightful.

??? EXPLAIN INFOLD PLEASE ???

You’re telling me we kissed before?? And never talked about it again??

Okay but hear me out… kiss practice trope 👀

he must make his big blobbus wife happy

A visual representation of my morning.