MC: *enters The Room, Looking Disheveled, And With A Half Naked Merula Behind Them* Damn.

Penny: Tonks and Tulip pulled a prank on me the other day.

Rowan: What did they do?

Penny: Could you imagine eating a spoonful of vanilla pudding but it turns out to be warm mayonnaise?

Rowan: Penny, are you ok?

MC, singing: Penny, are you ok? Are you ok, Penny?

Tonks, joining in: Penny, are you ok? Will you tell us that you’re ok.

Tulip, dancing: You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by… Some warm mayonnaise!

JOHNSON HANKS 2020

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“Broom bristles” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I CAN BECOME A PREFECT!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

MC, pointing at Penny: That’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Rowan: Your wife, MC.

MC: My wife! Even better!

MC: Merula

Merula: yes baby darling

Merula: light of my life

Merula: angel of my heart

Merula: cutie pie boo boo

Merula: apple of my eye

MC: why is the kitchen on fire

Merula: ...

Merula: i tRIED AND THEREFORE NO ONE SHOULD CRITICIZE ME.

MC: you were making tea

Merula: NO ONE MC

This game just beat me up and took my lunch money, I swear to god.

THERE IT IS!! THERE IT IS!! THERE IT IS!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!

32 MaleMcxPenny pretty please btw i love your McxMerula they're the best drabble in my opinion ^_^

“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”why thank youuu glad you enjoy them!

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