Everyone On This Show, Especially Sansa Stark, Is A Fucking Idiot. I Said What I Said.

In lieu of an engagement ring, I think a much more functional promise item would be a custom forged sword.

ARYA STARK IS THE TRUE QUEEN ON GAME OF THRONES

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

Salvation Mountain http://www.saltycanary.com/salvation-mountain-the-salton-sea/

Sansa: Alright, Arya; marry, fuck, kill-

Arya: Marry Jon, fuck Gendry, kill everyone else.

Sansa: That's not-

Arya: I said what I said

I'm ok with this. 😂

Episode 5 Spoilers ! 🔥🐉

This gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores !

starting a girl gang to fight donald trump. reblog if you’re interested.

Kuroo doesn’t consider himself old, he’s not even thirty yet, but he’s OLD old when it comes to technology. He likes to blame his ineptitude on a combination of him being raised by his grandparents and relying on Kenma to help him out when necessary.

His best friend had only just introduced him to TikTok, and for once this is a social media Kuroo can get behind. He quickly makes the JVL an account and makes content out of volleyball clips to fitting music. He’s having a blast, even if Kenma says he’s about a year late in all his music choices.

Eventually he makes his own personal account, and immediately starts posting videos of Kenma with the most ridiculous filters on him, Being that Kenma is so popular, and obviously would never post such content himself, his personal account becomes a hit.

People in the comments keep asking him to prank his best friend, but honestly Kuroo isn’t a fan of a majority of the “pranks” he sees online. They all seem too mean spirited, and he cares about his friend too much to pull a stunt that would hurt his feelings just for the views.

He’s lamenting about the non-stop requests to Bokuto who comes up with a solution.

“Why not just pull a nice prank? Like, leave little messages or something around the house and see if you can catch his reaction?”

It really is a great idea, and Kuroo is quick to set it up.

The first note does not go over well. Kenma found the note and actually called him. Not texted, CALLED him.

“What is this?”

“What is what?”

“This note you left me, what is this?”

“I figured my best friend just needed a reminder of how great he is!”

“Hmm. Suspicious.”

“It’s not suspicious!”

“It is.”

“Not!”

“Hmm. I’m hanging up now.”

The second note was met again with some resistance, but less suspicion. Kuroo gets a text at work.

‘Why are you leaving notes? You could just text me this.’

‘More fun for us both!’

The third note Kenma doesn’t acknowledge receiving, but when Kuroo asks him about it, Kenma blushes a bit and says that he read it. Huh.

The fourth note has Kenma blushing when he sees him next. BLUSHING! He’d only ever seen Kenma that red when he got sunburnt at the beach when they went to Okinawa a few years ago.

He decides it may be time to pull the nanny cam for footage on the reactions, if they’re good, he’ll have Fukunaga help him edit it down to a quick video for TikTok.

He watches the video, and predictably Kenma’s face gets all scrunched up in disgust and disbelief at the first note. It’s cute, definitely one of his favorite reactions. He can hear Kenma grumble ‘the fuck’ to himself before he’s pulling out his phone to call Kuroo.

The second note is met with less visible disgust, but more unintelligible mumbling. Again he takes out his phone to message Kuroo. He can see Kenma roll his eyes at the response and pocket the little note as he walks out of frame.

The third note has Kenma yelling out ‘Oh, come on!’ before he pulls out his phone to call someone. Strange, because he doesn’t remember Kenma trying to call him after this note. He doesn’t have to wonder who he’s calling because Kenma greets the person with a loud, ‘He’s driving me crazy Shohei’ before once again walking out of frame.

Huh. Were the notes that bad? He thought Kenma was enjoying them. Kuroo skips forward to the last note.

The fourth and final note was his sweetest one by a long shot, and this one is met with a blush and a groan from Kenma.

‘Ugh, when is he just going to ask me out already? Why did I have to fall in love with a sweet idiot.’

Ah. Well, this idea is now useless for his TikTok channel. One more note, he decides, one more note and no more hidden cameras.

The last note he doesn’t leave in his usual spot on the counter, instead when he lets himself in around noon, he leaves it on Kenma’s phone. He waits for his friend to wake up in his kitchen with a freshly made apple pie in the oven.

When Kenma eventually wakes up, he comes to the kitchen holding up the note.

“Do you mean it?”

“Yes.”

“Ok then.”

Kenma grabs a fork and shoves a big bite of pie into his mouth.

“I didn’t brush my teeth,” he says around his mouthfull.

“Ok?”

With a final swallow, Kenma slams down his fork and pulls Kuroo down into a kiss.

It’s sweet.

When they pull away Kenma goes back for another bite, and Kuroo can’t help but smile.

“Is that a yes then?”

“Yes.”

“You’re not going to say it out loud?”

“Not like you did either.”

Kuroo chuckles, “Fine. You wanna be my boyfriend?”

“Yup, sounds good to me.” Kenma scoops up his plate and heads back to his room. He looks back over at Kuroo, “Well come on, I’m still sleepy and as my new boyfriend it’s your job to cuddle me.”

“Ah, what a rough job I’ve landed, but no pie in the bed.”

“No, this pie is coming to bed.”

“You can’t eat pie in the bed! Think of the crumbs!’

“I’m going to eat it all, there won’t be any!”

“This is how you get ants, Kenma. Do you want ants in your bed?”

“We’re not going to get ants in the bed.”

“We will!”

“Will not.”

“I can’t believe our first argument as a couple is over ants in the bed.”

“Mmm. It’s nice.”

“Yeah, it is.”