The Stallion Who Mounts The World

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

Kuroo and Kenma have been in this weird sort of in-between of Dating/Not-Dating. They act like a couple, but never really talked about it or made it “official.” After watching Kruoo struggle to answer his co-worker’s simple question of “Oh, is this your boyfriend?” Kenma thinks that this has gone on long enough.

“Thank you both for coming here, I hope the journey wasn’t too much of a hassle.”

“Kenma, I practically live here and you literally bought Hinata a first-class ticket to Tokyo for this. What is going on?”

“Ah yes, the agenda for today’s meeting is to discuss your promotions.”

“Cool! Not really sure how I can get a promotion when I don’t even work for you, but sounds fun!”

“Yes, that enthusiasm is exactly how you earned this promotion.” Kenma pulls out what looks like name plaques from his hoodie. “Congratulations, Hinata, you’ve been promoted to the position of my Best Friend.” Kenma hands him the first plaque, neatly inscribed with “Hinata Shoyo - Best Friend” on it.

“YES!”

“Hey! I thought I was your best friend!”

“You had a good run, Kuro. Truly you have been the best best friend I could have ever asked for. You’ve been so good, infact, that you earned you own promotion, should you choose to accept.” Kenma slides the remaining plaque over to Kuroo, the inscription of “Kuroo Tetsuro - Fiancé” making Kuroo’s mouth drop.

“Now, I realise we’re skipping a few steps, but I figured this would make up for the delay of a promotion. Do you accept?”

Kuroo is a sobbing mess, nodding his head ‘yes’ and not noticing that Hinata had taken out a camera to snap photos.

“Great, well with that promotion comes this,” Kenma says with a smile and a few tears in his eyes as he places an open ring box on the kotatsu. “And of course there is a stipulation that you will move in full time.”

Kuroo laughs through his tears, “I think I can manage that.”

“Great. I love you.”

“Love you, too.”

Arya 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 bad 👏🏻 ass 👏🏻 bitch 👏🏻 and 👏🏻 has 👏🏻 always 👏🏻 been 👏🏻 my 👏🏻 favorite 👏🏻 character

Ingrid Goes West

Wonder Woman 2 will be the first production to adopt new anti-sexual harassment guidelines

Wonder Woman 2 will be the first film to employ the PGA’s anti-sexual harassment guidelines

The new guidelines were ratified by unanimous vote.

I’m so here for Bernie calling out Bloomberg

Anyways screw the pressed male fans, the general population was cheering and screaming, gtfo

The only restaurant with a no shirt and no shoes policy

a biblical themed restaurant called the Garden of Eatin’

I'm sure this has been done...

out of curiosity - reblog and tag your mbti, astrology sign, and hogwarts house in the order of how accurate they are