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BAKED AVOCADOS

“Loyalty, Not Opinions.”

Dig this all you hepcats and true believers — Baked Avocados #2 just washed ashore. This one’s a mind-melt of power suits, word salad, and synchronized eyeball espionage. Maggie Megaphone and The Goldfather are here to deliver their patented blend of loyalty cult logic and deep-fried dystopia — served hot with a side of Orwellian tap dance. Don't ask questions (seriously, don’t — they hate that). Just soak it in, nod slowly, and garner the kind of wisdom you get from eating expired freedom fries. More panels are paddling in, so tune in, zone out, and let the madness mellow. The avocado has ripened — Let’s Guac!

©2025

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✨THE MAGICIAN✨

Of energy. Potential. Transformation through action. To manifest one's desires.

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

Self-Awareness by Katsuhiro Õtomo

#BirthrightCitizenship

Unconstitutional executive orders from a felon rapist fraud are not laws.

Meme dump

hecate

illustration for, “La Baïonnette” magazine by Gerda Wegener, 1918

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.