The Inexplicable Urge To Write Gut Wrenching Angst About Ur Little Blorbos At 1 Am Only Being Prevented

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

Lottie Matthews is alive and well, Lottie Matthews is happy and breathing, Lottie Matthews went in vacation and is alive and well. These are my new daily affirmations.

dere you go

"Oh Mari isn't gay she didn't know Tai and Van were dating." Heaven forbid a lesbian be a little stupid. She was born 20 minutes ago what do you expect.

🎶I’m too sexy to be murdered🎶

Dear mutual, u know who u are

I kindly ask that u answer me on discord for I have patiently waited for what is according to discord now 7 days for the original messages and 5 hours, 3 hours, 2 hours and like 10 mins ago for the reminders, especially considering u 4 hours ago promised you’d answer the original messages near snack time and if don’t even try to gaslight me that u eat snack at 7pm. As well I swear to big rat in the sky and Jeff that should u see this before u see my extra reminders on discord proving to me u are in fact no longer studying physics, i will be beating ur 5 foot negative 1 ass the next time I see u and tho I have the muscle mass of a string bean, my pure untethered rage will be enough to fuel me and be ur demise you adhd, uneven bleached hair, knife collecting, unworthy of my time and patience, spawn of Satan

-sincerely, a ticked off mutual.

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

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Heavenly garden — ALNST | 02/10/2024

Sorry I'm late to this one, t'was my birthday recently so I was busy chilling as one does.

I tried my best with this one, hopefully it's alright bc pronouns in Korean confuse me.