Hollisiguess - Hollis_I_Guess

i still think it's so funny that mari called shauna gaywad before she even THOUGHT about kissing melissa...especially knowing mari actually has terrible gaydar. i'd like to think akilah gave mari the rundown on all the gay people on the team after tai and van came out and mari just assumes that it's a known fact that shauna wanted jackie bad

Reasons why all the yellowjackets are gay 

Shauna: became the butcher because she’s more butch than all the other butches 

Jackie: was gonna climb that girl like a tree in seattle 

Nat: sees someone with soulful deep brown eyes and keels over, does not matter the gender

Lottie: soulful deep brown eyed lesbian jesus

Laura Lee: homoerotically baptized lesbian jesus

Misty: became an alcoholic to honor her dead situationship

Van: calls sex bow chicka wow wow

Tai: eats dirt like she wants to eat pussy

Travis: had the sophie thatcher right in front of him and couldn’t get it up 

Mari: mindlessly follows whatever woman is in charge atm like she’ll die without a dominant woman around at all times

Ben: doesn’t want to touch mari. Like okay then, outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

Akilah: gay asf to have been a girl scout. What are you scouting, other girls?

Melissa: has worn the same molding loser lesbian snapback so frequently it went from bright pink to mental illness gray 

Gen: it was totally possible for travis to have taught her how to hunt but she just had to have the banging bisexual bottle blonde 

the yellowjackets are in a deadbeat parent-off

Okay.. so I kinda just said fuck it to the original concept and did all of them (my bad Misty)

Callie: Okay yeah I killed Lottie but it was an accident.

The accident in question:

YELLOWJACKETS + text posts 3.10 Full Circle

i hate how much people mischaracterize nat.. she has possibly the strongest core moral system of all the yellowjackets. aside from laura lees, probably, but laura lee’s morals come at least in part from her faith, nat’s come from the fact that she is genuinely just a good person. she is verbally against icing anyone out of the group. she is against stealing (she only took the candy she paid for when she broke the vending machine). she worries about the group noticing jackie not pitching in so she wakes her up in the morning. she has to be talked down and held back because she tries so hard at first to save javi.

nat is a good person and just i feel like a lot of people just put her in the box of “chaotic morally fucked baddie” but that’s not rlly who she is..

i need to know how long the melissa things been planned because i just rewatched the last part of season 2 and she was always next to shauna. like just there but never interacting and plenty of us noticed at the time. that is Literally why the crackship started as far as i remember (tho it wasnt popular. like it was a joke in the moment that just disappeared again) because they literally never spoke bar one comment (which was melissa making a dig at shauna btw) but they were always near each other and oh wouldn't it be funny if !! and like now im like... holy shit maybe that wasnt a coincidence maybe that was an actual character choice.

i swear we're all just so used to not getting explicitly queer storylines and everything just being Implied that we thought we were reading into something too much. melissa has been drawn to shauna for a long time and we made it all a joke because how could it be anything more than that. they wouldn't make (arguably) the main character explicitly queer ?? And in doing so basically make her being in love with her best friend canon ?? but they did. they rly did that.

dere you go