I Started Yellowjackets Recently (yes, I'm Always Super Late At Fandoms) Because I Saw A Lot Of Content

Reasons why all the yellowjackets are gay 

Shauna: became the butcher because she’s more butch than all the other butches 

Jackie: was gonna climb that girl like a tree in seattle 

Nat: sees someone with soulful deep brown eyes and keels over, does not matter the gender

Lottie: soulful deep brown eyed lesbian jesus

Laura Lee: homoerotically baptized lesbian jesus

Misty: became an alcoholic to honor her dead situationship

Van: calls sex bow chicka wow wow

Tai: eats dirt like she wants to eat pussy

Travis: had the sophie thatcher right in front of him and couldn’t get it up 

Mari: mindlessly follows whatever woman is in charge atm like she’ll die without a dominant woman around at all times

Ben: doesn’t want to touch mari. Like okay then, outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

Akilah: gay asf to have been a girl scout. What are you scouting, other girls?

Melissa: has worn the same molding loser lesbian snapback so frequently it went from bright pink to mental illness gray 

Gen: it was totally possible for travis to have taught her how to hunt but she just had to have the banging bisexual bottle blonde 

Coach Ben: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Nat: Ok, but in my defense Shauna bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo

Coach Ben: That’s not what I wanted to- You drank shampoo?

𝙰 𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚂𝚞𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚎

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚢𝚜́ 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚜𝚌𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚒 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚗 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎?

𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚃𝚞𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚕 𝚒𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

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𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚒 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚞𝚊 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍𝚜 ✩

i still think it's so funny that mari called shauna gaywad before she even THOUGHT about kissing melissa...especially knowing mari actually has terrible gaydar. i'd like to think akilah gave mari the rundown on all the gay people on the team after tai and van came out and mari just assumes that it's a known fact that shauna wanted jackie bad

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

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