Jackie

i know what your type is nat, i see the pattern...

im also into tall brow doe eyed people with dark hair and tanned skin and pretty lips natalie.

and yes im sick enough to make both girls look at travis and it was on purpose (lottie looking at him in sibling way, and mari looking at him mainly as alexa, but also how mari was thirsting over him in s1)

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

You guys are defending Mari when she literally walked all the way to civilization without them just to fuck Shauna’s dad

Was inspired by another post

Yellowjackets and why they got sent to conversion therapy But I'm A Cheerleader style

Nat - Goth.

Misty - Weirdo... her parents wanted her out of the house...

Van - Her mum doesn't actually care but she still crocodile-teared her way into letting Van stay without cost for the whole summer, #freebabysitting

Laura Lee - She's just a volunteer there (for now).

Shauna - Flannel-wearing, soccer-playing, poet-wannabe introvert. Obvs.

Jackie - Shauna got sent there. Also she plays soccer.

Lottie - Kept talking about seeing women (she has unstoppable visions).

Tai - She's gay; incidentally, Tai sent herself there because she didn't want to deal with a gay crisis, and her parents currently think she's at a Model UN conference.

Mari - Tried invoking Girl On Girl Is Hot with the wrong crowd.

Melissa - Look at her fucking hat. Come on.

Crystal - No sense of boundaries.

having neurodivergent friends is great because you’ll be out and about in your own hyperfixation and then suddenly you link it to your hyperfixation-in-law

Melissa, trying to flirt: So, have you ever watched The Corpse Bride?

Shauna: I once had a corpse bride

watching people trying to argue morality over characters from YELLOWJACKETS is so exhausting PICK your favourite cannibal and BE QUIET

a convo between shauna and melissa at some point, probably:

melissa: I saw you

shauna: what

melissa: spit in mari’s soup. I saw

shauna, reaching for a knife: oh yeah? and what are you going to do about it?

melissa:

shauna:

melissa: could you do it again

shauna: again?

melissa: yes but like, next time, in my mouth, maybe

shauna:

melissa:

shauna: okay