if you see me getting manipulated by a brown eyed schizophrenic cult leader leave me alone i’m exactly where i want to be.
The Yellowjackets as glee plotlines with no explanation
Shauna: Sebastian blinding Blaine by throwing rock salt at him, then subsequently arguing with Santana by singing “smooth criminal”
Jackie: Making two student have sex so that they could be better at a high school level play
Nat: Terry Schuster getting the kids high in school
Lottie: Finn thinking there was Jesus in his grilled cheese sandwich
Taissa: Blaine wanting to propose to Kurt when they weren’t even together (he also cheated on Kurt and dated his high school bully)
Van: Brittany agreeing to be shot out of a canon so the cheerios could win a high school level cheerleading contest
Mari: Terri Schuester faking a pregnancy, then trying to get Quinn to give her kid to her/ kitty giving Marley an eating disorder
Misty: Mercedes throwing a brick to destroy Kurt’s car after he didn’t reciprocate her crush (he’s gay)
Laura Lee: There was a gas leak and Blaine imagined all of his friends to be muppets and they sang “what does the fox say”
Coach Ben: Mr. Schue fighting to allow the kids to twerk in school
Travis: Brittany becoming a math genius the year after she had a 0.0 GPA
Here’s a funny interim gift. obviously Laura Lee is nothing like Grace Chastity. But I thought the lines were funny
Im currently working on three Yellowjackets animations simultaneously because I hate myself. the pit song
my danish sweetheart
and accidents will happen. No matter what you’ll get at least the pit songs storyboard by Friday
I’m hoping to have accidents will happen lineart out too but who knows
They had to kill off Laura Lee.
Otherwise Lottie would be all "Oh the wilderness said all the blankets are for Laura Lee." "No one eats until Laura Lee does."
SHAUNA AS SNOW AND JACKIE AS LUCY IS VILE, true but, VILE
assigning a hunger games character to a yellowjackets character!!!
shauna - coriolanus
jackie - lucy gray
callie - katniss
misty - peeta
mari - coral
van - finnick
laura lee - rue
lottie - effy
natalie - haymitch
tai - johanna
that’s all ty for reading !
WHY DO I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE GETTING GFS WHILE IM OUT HERE PINING OVER SHIT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN???
I can't even argue with this tbh
People who don't watch the show should try to guess what she's smiling about here
"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"
edited the blog to honor the cuntiest cunt to ever grace this earth taken to soon at the hands of bisexual Stalin 🙏🙏🙏
Reasons why all the yellowjackets are gay
Shauna: became the butcher because she’s more butch than all the other butches
Jackie: was gonna climb that girl like a tree in seattle
Nat: sees someone with soulful deep brown eyes and keels over, does not matter the gender
Lottie: soulful deep brown eyed lesbian jesus
Laura Lee: homoerotically baptized lesbian jesus
Misty: became an alcoholic to honor her dead situationship
Van: calls sex bow chicka wow wow
Tai: eats dirt like she wants to eat pussy
Travis: had the sophie thatcher right in front of him and couldn’t get it up
Mari: mindlessly follows whatever woman is in charge atm like she’ll die without a dominant woman around at all times
Ben: doesn’t want to touch mari. Like okay then, outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
Akilah: gay asf to have been a girl scout. What are you scouting, other girls?
Melissa: has worn the same molding loser lesbian snapback so frequently it went from bright pink to mental illness gray
Gen: it was totally possible for travis to have taught her how to hunt but she just had to have the banging bisexual bottle blonde