I Love The Minecraft Wolves So Much. They Are So Cute...

Me: this might sound fucked up but I’m almost happy our gym teacher was a pedophile.

friend: I’m DEFINITELY happy our gym teacher was a pedophile

Random kid in the hallway: AYO WHAT?!?

you either vibe with your friend doing axe murder or you don’t

« Jackie, I'll never have another friend like you. I don't even know where you end and I begin. I'm sorry, and I love you. »

(tweet I was inspired by)

Lottie literally stepping in to say that Shauna will lead bc she knows if she didn’t do that, Nat would get convicted and DIE, and this goes against Lottie’s religion and her entire purpose w the wilderness, she actually KILLSWITCHED HER OWN INTENSE TRAIN FOR NAT, the same train that has driven Akilah into the caves where she might die every time and Travis nearly psycho-breakdown

yeah im ill

i still think it's so funny that mari called shauna gaywad before she even THOUGHT about kissing melissa...especially knowing mari actually has terrible gaydar. i'd like to think akilah gave mari the rundown on all the gay people on the team after tai and van came out and mari just assumes that it's a known fact that shauna wanted jackie bad

Yellowjackets as The Onion Articles part 3!! :P

Happy Yellowjackets season 3 everybody

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

“what’s gayer the lesbian sex or jayvik” the lesbians. the canon lesbians. can we focus on women loving women relationships for once and not try to bring ur fucking fake yaoi into Everything oh my god y’all piss me tf OFF

WHAT