I Went To Sicily Recently With My Latin Class And The Guide Started Telling Us The Story Of Saint Agatha

a convo between shauna and melissa at some point, probably:

melissa: I saw you

shauna: what

melissa: spit in mari’s soup. I saw

shauna, reaching for a knife: oh yeah? and what are you going to do about it?

melissa:

shauna:

melissa: could you do it again

shauna: again?

melissa: yes but like, next time, in my mouth, maybe

shauna:

melissa:

shauna: okay

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

guilt? or righteousness?

betrayal? or regret?

Tai: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat. Mari: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize tai" Nat: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"* Van: not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets. Lottie: actual flat-earther.

oh you're gonna have fun good luck

in a twist shocking to no one that knows me, I started Yellowjackets this week. prepared to be annoyed with me.

what the fuck is yellowjackets even about man

Bullet of the cupid

RESPOND TO ME PLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

if i had a nickel for everytime my friends got (reasonably) inhumanly mad at me because oops i went offline for an entire month i’d have uhm… i would probably be able to afford the copyrights of the show i’m referencing that from

you know who you are, and you should know you’re not alone <3 im just really bad at letting people know i exist as well as really bad at socialising.

Yellowjackets and why they got sent to conversion therapy But I'm A Cheerleader style

Nat - Goth.

Misty - Weirdo... her parents wanted her out of the house...

Van - Her mum doesn't actually care but she still crocodile-teared her way into letting Van stay without cost for the whole summer, #freebabysitting

Laura Lee - She's just a volunteer there (for now).

Shauna - Flannel-wearing, soccer-playing, poet-wannabe introvert. Obvs.

Jackie - Shauna got sent there. Also she plays soccer.

Lottie - Kept talking about seeing women (she has unstoppable visions).

Tai - She's gay; incidentally, Tai sent herself there because she didn't want to deal with a gay crisis, and her parents currently think she's at a Model UN conference.

Mari - Tried invoking Girl On Girl Is Hot with the wrong crowd.

Melissa - Look at her fucking hat. Come on.

Crystal - No sense of boundaries.